What about these 2 jokes are they funny ?!
Question: What about these 2 jokes are they funny !?
What Causes Arthritis!?
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest!. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket!.
He opened his newspaper and began reading!.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis!?"
"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man!."
"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper!.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized!.
"I'm very sorry!. I didn't mean to come on so strong!. How long have you had arthritis!?"
"I don't have it, Father!. I was just reading here that the Pope does"!.
Two Old Men
Two old Chelsea pensioners are sitting outside the home, near to the famous flower show!. One complains, “Cripes, life is boring!. We never have any fun! For ￡5, I’ll streak naked through the flower show!”
“You’re on!” the other geriatric says!.
The first old man fumbles out of his clothes and streaks through the show!. Waiting outside, his friend hears a commotion, followed by applause!. Then the naked old man returns, surrounded by a cheering crowd!. “How did it go!?” asks the friend!.
“Great!” says the wrinkled streaker!. “I won first prize for dried arrangement!”
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A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest!. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket!.
He opened his newspaper and began reading!.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis!?"
"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man!."
"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper!.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized!.
"I'm very sorry!. I didn't mean to come on so strong!. How long have you had arthritis!?"
"I don't have it, Father!. I was just reading here that the Pope does"!.
Two Old Men
Two old Chelsea pensioners are sitting outside the home, near to the famous flower show!. One complains, “Cripes, life is boring!. We never have any fun! For ￡5, I’ll streak naked through the flower show!”
“You’re on!” the other geriatric says!.
The first old man fumbles out of his clothes and streaks through the show!. Waiting outside, his friend hears a commotion, followed by applause!. Then the naked old man returns, surrounded by a cheering crowd!. “How did it go!?” asks the friend!.
“Great!” says the wrinkled streaker!. “I won first prize for dried arrangement!”
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Answers:
Ha ha ha!.!!!
Good ones Chris!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good ones Chris!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
10/10 10/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
1st 1 - 7/10
2nd 1 - 5/10,
Keep 'em comingWww@Enter-QA@Com
2nd 1 - 5/10,
Keep 'em comingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Neither of them did anything for me, sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL they're really funny =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
The first one made me laugh, the second one did not!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first one is funny, but the other one didn't amuse me!.
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Okay the second one is a bit disturbing but the first on is great !! Well Done your jokes rule!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Both good, but prefered the 1st one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Both of them are crap jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol the 2nd one is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I Love Them But The One About the Pope Is BetterWww@Enter-QA@Com
!st good
2nd I think you need a more mature dry wit Www@Enter-QA@Com
2nd I think you need a more mature dry wit Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i heard the first one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol I liked bothWww@Enter-QA@Com
gooooooddddddd 2 my menWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes they are funny!. here's a short one for you:
A woman gets pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer!. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, "I bet you're going to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrol Ball!."
He replied, "No, highway patrolmen don't have balls!." There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he had said!. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left!.
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A woman gets pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer!. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, "I bet you're going to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrol Ball!."
He replied, "No, highway patrolmen don't have balls!." There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he had said!. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left!.
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