Three Mice Joke.. ..?!
Question: Three Mice Joke!.!. !.!.!?
Three mice living in a bathroom didn't like their living quarters and decided to change!.
One mouse slept in the linen closet, one in the sink and the last in the toilet!.
The mext morning they reported back to the medicine closet!.
The first mouse said "Wow! I slept GREAT!"
And with that the second said "I slept WONDERFULY!"
But the third, "Ugg! I slept horribly!!.!.!. First it started to thunder, then rain and then a log saved my life!"
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One mouse slept in the linen closet, one in the sink and the last in the toilet!.
The mext morning they reported back to the medicine closet!.
The first mouse said "Wow! I slept GREAT!"
And with that the second said "I slept WONDERFULY!"
But the third, "Ugg! I slept horribly!!.!.!. First it started to thunder, then rain and then a log saved my life!"
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Answers:
One day a man was driving down the road in a hot red convertable!.
He was driving 15 mph when a rabbit that hopped in front of his car!.
As the man swerved the rabbit swerved also and was run over!.
The man got out of the car and started crying "OH-MY-GOD!.!.!. OH-MY-GOD!!!!"
Just then a blonde drives up and asks him what's wrong, when he tells her she says, "Oh I can fix that!."
She goes to her car, pulls out a can and sprays the rabbit with it!.
It instantly comes alive and hops off, but every five feet it turns back to wave, before finally dissappearing into the forrest!.
The guy is amazed and says, "how did you do that!?"
The blonde just tosses him the can and drives off!.
The can says "Hair Spray: Guarenteed to bring your hair back to life and create a permanent wave!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
He was driving 15 mph when a rabbit that hopped in front of his car!.
As the man swerved the rabbit swerved also and was run over!.
The man got out of the car and started crying "OH-MY-GOD!.!.!. OH-MY-GOD!!!!"
Just then a blonde drives up and asks him what's wrong, when he tells her she says, "Oh I can fix that!."
She goes to her car, pulls out a can and sprays the rabbit with it!.
It instantly comes alive and hops off, but every five feet it turns back to wave, before finally dissappearing into the forrest!.
The guy is amazed and says, "how did you do that!?"
The blonde just tosses him the can and drives off!.
The can says "Hair Spray: Guarenteed to bring your hair back to life and create a permanent wave!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
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eeewwwwwww ~ still deserves a *Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's a good thing someone didn't flush!Www@Enter-QA@Com
disgustin and funny at the same timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
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