Joke for Thursday- hope you enjoy it!!! ?!
Question: Joke for Thursday- hope you enjoy it!!! !?
One day, in the shark-infested waters of the Caribbean, two prawns called Justin and Christian are discussing the pressures of being a preyed upon prawn!.
"I hate being a prawn," says Justin!. "I wish I were a shark!."
Suddenly, a mysterious cod appears!. "Your wish is granted," he says!.
Instantly, Justin becomes a shark!. Horrified, Christian swims away, afraid his former friend might eat him!. As time passes, Christian continues to avoid Justin, leaving the shrimp-turned-maneater lonely and frustrated!. So when he bumps into the cod again, he begs the mysterious fish to change him back!. Lo and behold, Justin is turned back into a prawn!.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, he swims back to the reef to seek out his old friend!.
As he approaches, he shouts out: "It's me, Justin, your old friend!. I've changed… I've found Cod!. I'm a prawn again, Christian!."
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"I hate being a prawn," says Justin!. "I wish I were a shark!."
Suddenly, a mysterious cod appears!. "Your wish is granted," he says!.
Instantly, Justin becomes a shark!. Horrified, Christian swims away, afraid his former friend might eat him!. As time passes, Christian continues to avoid Justin, leaving the shrimp-turned-maneater lonely and frustrated!. So when he bumps into the cod again, he begs the mysterious fish to change him back!. Lo and behold, Justin is turned back into a prawn!.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, he swims back to the reef to seek out his old friend!.
As he approaches, he shouts out: "It's me, Justin, your old friend!. I've changed… I've found Cod!. I'm a prawn again, Christian!."
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finally! one i havn't heard before!. make me chuckle too!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol I'm guessing it's meant to be, "I've found God!. I'm a born again Christian!."
I couldn't tell my mates this most would have no idea what the punchline is!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I couldn't tell my mates this most would have no idea what the punchline is!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny & non-offensive to this Christian!. ~:)>Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Did you make this up!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you make this up!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
ohhh, i think i get it!.!.!.!. maybe!. cod like god!? mayeb!. or maybe i'm a little slow!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
oldie but goodieWww@Enter-QA@Com
i found it funny, though I have heard it b4 so you did not make that up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHA!.!.!.!. hahaha!.!. ha!.!.!. ha!
I don't get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
Heh, I don't get it!. Sorry!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
i heard this!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com