Answering impossible questions?!
Question: Answering impossible questions!?
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Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle
Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery
Why is abbreviated such a long word
Why is a boxing ring square
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin
Why is it that doctors call what they do practice
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food
If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter
If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon
What do people in China call their good plates
What do you call a male ladybug
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections
Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds
Why are there Interstates in Hawaii
Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes!? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminalWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle
Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery
Why is abbreviated such a long word
Why is a boxing ring square
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin
Why is it that doctors call what they do practice
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food
If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter
If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon
What do people in China call their good plates
What do you call a male ladybug
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections
Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds
Why are there Interstates in Hawaii
Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes!? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminalWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
our skin is sensitive, hair is rough
it says on the lable (idk)
the inide is made of a material that glue cant stick to
pycics are fake
it just is
otherwise it would be called rounding
whoever made that neccisary was afraid of zombies
they think they are so talented they are not doing there real job yet
rain is heavier than snow, thus falls quiker
bill gates has some loose screws in his head
you think the house is gonna scream its adress at you
when life gives you lemons!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
he used to be broke till he got that job
idk
oppisites atrract!.!.!.likewise with words
why would there be!?
if they made it, cats wouldnt get tired and exterminate ur house of mice
yes, and you would get fined
yes a disoriented oriental
yes because there is no radio frequency called PM
ching yang yin
gentlebug
cue ball
so the executioner dosnt get aids when he has sex with the dead body
who knows
you can and go to prison
just the way the world works
why isnt phone spelled fone!?
they want to feel like a real state
only god knows
so you can blow up the store
no
drives his car there, gets in the truck, and drives his car back home
in case the clerk wants to lock himself in
expensive material
fights for freedom
sqeezing babies, baby oil is 100% baby tears and sweat
when you laugh, does urine come out of your nose!?
if you are traveling on a bullet train, and shoot a gun, what happens!?
just cause your blind dosent mean you cant drive!.!.!.!.!.!.!.duh :p
a boat was originally called a car and a car a ship
they dont, their wool does
they are apart from regular houses
and progress is the oppisite of congress
its where you terminate being in location A, now off to location B
LOL i know some are dumb, or all maybe, but i had to answer these lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
it says on the lable (idk)
the inide is made of a material that glue cant stick to
pycics are fake
it just is
otherwise it would be called rounding
whoever made that neccisary was afraid of zombies
they think they are so talented they are not doing there real job yet
rain is heavier than snow, thus falls quiker
bill gates has some loose screws in his head
you think the house is gonna scream its adress at you
when life gives you lemons!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
he used to be broke till he got that job
idk
oppisites atrract!.!.!.likewise with words
why would there be!?
if they made it, cats wouldnt get tired and exterminate ur house of mice
yes, and you would get fined
yes a disoriented oriental
yes because there is no radio frequency called PM
ching yang yin
gentlebug
cue ball
so the executioner dosnt get aids when he has sex with the dead body
who knows
you can and go to prison
just the way the world works
why isnt phone spelled fone!?
they want to feel like a real state
only god knows
so you can blow up the store
no
drives his car there, gets in the truck, and drives his car back home
in case the clerk wants to lock himself in
expensive material
fights for freedom
sqeezing babies, baby oil is 100% baby tears and sweat
when you laugh, does urine come out of your nose!?
if you are traveling on a bullet train, and shoot a gun, what happens!?
just cause your blind dosent mean you cant drive!.!.!.!.!.!.!.duh :p
a boat was originally called a car and a car a ship
they dont, their wool does
they are apart from regular houses
and progress is the oppisite of congress
its where you terminate being in location A, now off to location B
LOL i know some are dumb, or all maybe, but i had to answer these lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
They dont make airplanes out of the black box because its to heavy to fly!.
And as many can tell you congress to day is not doing anything to progress anything but there bank accounts and americas debt and oil dependence!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And as many can tell you congress to day is not doing anything to progress anything but there bank accounts and americas debt and oil dependence!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ain't no way I'm reading all that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow!.
thats intense :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats intense :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!.!.!. some of them are really good!.
why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
i know right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
-because melenin in your skin and prysthonine in your hair
-we can just dont realize we have them open
-because the glue dries when in contact with air
-coz psychics are full of s**t
-like asking why is there an s in lisp
-because they were hit in the head to much to realize
-to stop people getting in to steal the deads stuff
-hmm good one!.!.!.!.!.bit scary though (docs prac)
-you turn the volume down to concentrate
-because lemon juice cleans well and its considered a strong taste so artificially not so strong
- coz it counts the seconds!.!.!.!.
ok way too many over it but they all have logic answers!Www@Enter-QA@Com
-we can just dont realize we have them open
-because the glue dries when in contact with air
-coz psychics are full of s**t
-like asking why is there an s in lisp
-because they were hit in the head to much to realize
-to stop people getting in to steal the deads stuff
-hmm good one!.!.!.!.!.bit scary though (docs prac)
-you turn the volume down to concentrate
-because lemon juice cleans well and its considered a strong taste so artificially not so strong
- coz it counts the seconds!.!.!.!.
ok way too many over it but they all have logic answers!Www@Enter-QA@Com