Do you know funny jokes?!
Question: Do you know funny jokes!?
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mickey mouse is in court asking the judge for divorce from minnie mouse the judge asked, I don't understand why do you want to divorce her for goofy!? mickey mouse said, your honor I want to divorce her because she was doing goofy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde girl and her daddy
A blonde girl and her daddy were travelling in an airplane from
LA to New York!. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but don’t worry, there are three left!.
However, instead of 5 hours it would take 7 hours to get to New York!. A little later, he announced that a second engine failed, and they still had two left, but it would take 10 hours to get to New York!.
Somewhat later, the pilot again came on the intercom and announced that a third engine had died!. Never fear, he announced, because the plane could fly on a single engine!.
However, it would now take 18 hours to get to new York!. At this point, the blonde in the back turned to her daddy and said, "****, I hope we don’t lose that last engine, or we’ll be up here forever!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Confucius say blond who fly upside down in airplane have crack up!.!.
Confucius Says
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Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok!.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!.
Man who run behind car get exhausted!.
Man who is jacking off into a peanut butter jar is ******** nuts!.
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have *****ty time!.
Man who go to bed with a problem in hand wakes up in the morning with a solution in hand!.
He who refuses to listen is lying!.
He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts!.
He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons!.
He who pull out to fast leave rubber behind!.
Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache!.
Wash your face in the morning, neck at night!.
Man who have woman on ground have piece on earth!.
Woman who fly upside down have hairy crackup!.
Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger!.
Man born in backseat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard!.
It take square as*s to s*hit a brick!.
Rape is impossible!. Lady run much faster with dress up than man with pants down!
He who sniffs Coke, drowns!.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget!.
Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!
To make egg roll, push it!.
Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy!.!.!.
He who fart in church sit in own pew!.
He who fuc*ks dynamite gets big bang out of it!.
She who rides bike peddles as*s all over town!.
He who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key!.
Man who pick nose - head cave in!.
Fly which rests on toilet seat gets pissed off!.
Man who eats photograph of his sire is soon spitting image of his father!.
Woman who put chicken and peas in soup, very unhygienic!.
Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's sink!.
Man who piss into strong wind gets wet!.
Bread that is cast upon water gets soggy and sinks!.
Hamsters which crawl into the wrong orifice get sh*it-faced!.
Man with athletic finger make broad jump!.
Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent!.
Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom!.
All men eat, but Fu Manchu!.
Secretary not part of furniture until screwed on desk!.
Man who put cream in tart, not really a baker!.!.!.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner!.
Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus!.
He who let woman on top is ******** up!.
People who make Confucius joke speak bad English!.
Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-house!.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky!.
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Confucius Says
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Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok!.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!.
Man who run behind car get exhausted!.
Man who is jacking off into a peanut butter jar is ******** nuts!.
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have *****ty time!.
Man who go to bed with a problem in hand wakes up in the morning with a solution in hand!.
He who refuses to listen is lying!.
He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts!.
He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons!.
He who pull out to fast leave rubber behind!.
Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache!.
Wash your face in the morning, neck at night!.
Man who have woman on ground have piece on earth!.
Woman who fly upside down have hairy crackup!.
Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger!.
Man born in backseat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard!.
It take square as*s to s*hit a brick!.
Rape is impossible!. Lady run much faster with dress up than man with pants down!
He who sniffs Coke, drowns!.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget!.
Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!
To make egg roll, push it!.
Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy!.!.!.
He who fart in church sit in own pew!.
He who fuc*ks dynamite gets big bang out of it!.
She who rides bike peddles as*s all over town!.
He who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key!.
Man who pick nose - head cave in!.
Fly which rests on toilet seat gets pissed off!.
Man who eats photograph of his sire is soon spitting image of his father!.
Woman who put chicken and peas in soup, very unhygienic!.
Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's sink!.
Man who piss into strong wind gets wet!.
Bread that is cast upon water gets soggy and sinks!.
Hamsters which crawl into the wrong orifice get sh*it-faced!.
Man with athletic finger make broad jump!.
Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent!.
Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom!.
All men eat, but Fu Manchu!.
Secretary not part of furniture until screwed on desk!.
Man who put cream in tart, not really a baker!.!.!.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner!.
Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus!.
He who let woman on top is ******** up!.
People who make Confucius joke speak bad English!.
Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-house!.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky!.
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An old lady went to the store to buy some food for her dog!. Upon reaching the check-out, the clerk told her "I'm sorry ma'am, but the store manager heard that many old ladies on limited incomes buy dog food and eat it themselves!. We now have a policy - if you want to buy dog food, you have to show us your dog!."
Annoyed, the lady went home, got her faithful Fido, and returned to the store, where they sold her the dog food without question!.
The next day, she returned to the store to buy cat food!. Again, she's reproached by the cashier: "I'm sorry ma'am, but the store manager heard that many old ladies on limited incomes buy cat food and eat it themselves!. We now have a policy - if you want to buy cat food, you have to show us your cat!."
Frustrated, the woman stormed home, retrieved her precious fluffy and returned to the store, where she was sold her cat food without further incident!.
The next day, the woman returned to the store and strode right up to the cashier with a box in her hand!.
"Put your hand in this box," she told the puzzled clerk!.
"What's in it!?" the clerk asked!.
"Just put your hand in here," the lady said!.
"No, there's probably something in there that will bite me"
"Nothing will bite you, I promise!."
Reluctantly, the clerk put her hand in the box, felt the contents, pulled them out to examine them and let out a scream!. Smiling, the old lady asked "now, may I please buy some toilet paper!?"
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Annoyed, the lady went home, got her faithful Fido, and returned to the store, where they sold her the dog food without question!.
The next day, she returned to the store to buy cat food!. Again, she's reproached by the cashier: "I'm sorry ma'am, but the store manager heard that many old ladies on limited incomes buy cat food and eat it themselves!. We now have a policy - if you want to buy cat food, you have to show us your cat!."
Frustrated, the woman stormed home, retrieved her precious fluffy and returned to the store, where she was sold her cat food without further incident!.
The next day, the woman returned to the store and strode right up to the cashier with a box in her hand!.
"Put your hand in this box," she told the puzzled clerk!.
"What's in it!?" the clerk asked!.
"Just put your hand in here," the lady said!.
"No, there's probably something in there that will bite me"
"Nothing will bite you, I promise!."
Reluctantly, the clerk put her hand in the box, felt the contents, pulled them out to examine them and let out a scream!. Smiling, the old lady asked "now, may I please buy some toilet paper!?"
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how does old lady make money!? by going to super market and yell I'm falling and I can't get up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com