Would you like two clean short random jokes?? ok here they are just for you:?!
Question: Would you like two clean short random jokes!?!? ok here they are just for you:!?
1 Why don’t men ever listen !?
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road!. A woman is driving
down the same road!. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of
the window and yells "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next
corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road!.
perhaps it is time men learnt to listen !!
#2 the neighbour
Bob looked over the fence to see why his neighbour was digging and said to his neighbour “why are u digging”
and his neighbour said ''my fish is dead” and bob said “its a big hole for a fish” and the neighbour says
“well your cat swallowed him''
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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road!. A woman is driving
down the same road!. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of
the window and yells "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next
corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road!.
perhaps it is time men learnt to listen !!
#2 the neighbour
Bob looked over the fence to see why his neighbour was digging and said to his neighbour “why are u digging”
and his neighbour said ''my fish is dead” and bob said “its a big hole for a fish” and the neighbour says
“well your cat swallowed him''
Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahahahahahha u shud get a billion stars!.! u rockWww@Enter-QA@Com
first one is moderately funny, second one is hilarious Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard the first one before!. Still funny though and so true!.
Love #2 :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Love #2 :PWww@Enter-QA@Com