How about these My Word!?!

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye!.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people!.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead!.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours!.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out!.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation!.

GOSSIP:
Never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage!.

KLEENEX:
Cold Storage!.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper!.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better!.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn!.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time!.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off!.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction!.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today!.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed!.

WRINKLES:
Something other people have!. You have character lines!.

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