Have you heard about this dinner date?!
Question: Have you heard about this dinner date!?
The Dinner Date
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant
and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting
at the next table!. He has been checking
her out since he sat down, but lacks
the nerve to talk with her!.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye
comes flying out of its socket toward
the man!. He reflexively reaches out,
grabs it out of the air, and hands it back!.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says
as she pops her eye back in place!.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up
to you,' she says!.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together,
and afterwards they go to the theatre
followed by drinks!. They talk, they laugh,
she shares her deepest dreams and
he shares his!. She listens!.
After paying for everything, she asks
him if he would like to come to her place
for a nightcap and stay for breakfast!.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time!.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet
me al with all the trim mings!. The guy is
amazed !. Every thing had been SO incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect
woman!. Are you this nice to every guy
you meet!?'
'No,' she replies!. !. !.
Wait for it!. !.
It's coming!. !.
The suspense is killing you, isn't it!?
She says: 'You just happened to catch my eye!.'
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant
and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting
at the next table!. He has been checking
her out since he sat down, but lacks
the nerve to talk with her!.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye
comes flying out of its socket toward
the man!. He reflexively reaches out,
grabs it out of the air, and hands it back!.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says
as she pops her eye back in place!.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up
to you,' she says!.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together,
and afterwards they go to the theatre
followed by drinks!. They talk, they laugh,
she shares her deepest dreams and
he shares his!. She listens!.
After paying for everything, she asks
him if he would like to come to her place
for a nightcap and stay for breakfast!.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time!.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet
me al with all the trim mings!. The guy is
amazed !. Every thing had been SO incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect
woman!. Are you this nice to every guy
you meet!?'
'No,' she replies!. !. !.
Wait for it!. !.
It's coming!. !.
The suspense is killing you, isn't it!?
She says: 'You just happened to catch my eye!.'
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Answers:
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That's been around but oldies or sooo goodies!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW! Simply lovely! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Star for you!!!!.
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HAHAHA!.!.!.that's a REALLY good one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I dont get it!. Sooo she was only nice to him for catching her eye!? Or what!.!.!.:( Or she thought it was kind of him!.!.!.or !? Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!! Have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!.!.!.!.!.wow!.!.!.!.!.!. soooo she is one mean woman!!!! only cause he caught it!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
i gave u a star too :] good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com