Wink. Wink .Nudge. Nudge . is this funny ?!
Question: Wink!. Wink !.Nudge!. Nudge !. is this funny !?
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm!. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal!. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled!.
"Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought!. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers!. I'm sorry!.!.!.!.we can't hire you!."
"But wait," he said!. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"
"Really!? Great! Show me!"
So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin!. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking!.
"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!"
"Womanizing!? What do you mean!? I'm a happily married man!"
"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms!?"
"Oh, that," he sighed!. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin!?"
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"Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought!. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers!. I'm sorry!.!.!.!.we can't hire you!."
"But wait," he said!. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"
"Really!? Great! Show me!"
So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin!. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking!.
"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!"
"Womanizing!? What do you mean!? I'm a happily married man!"
"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms!?"
"Oh, that," he sighed!. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin!?"
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Answers:
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well it could be arranged better because first of all he would have said no i dont want condoms at the pharmacy and if he didnt they come in a box why would he open it AND why would he put them in his pocket!?
it could be funny if arranged better and made shorterWww@Enter-QA@Com
it could be funny if arranged better and made shorterWww@Enter-QA@Com
I can believe that!. When I was young I had a collection of over 50 toothbrushes for the same reason, until finally they employed a male assistant!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ahahahahaha!!!
Thats funny!!
didn't see it coming!.!.^^Www@Enter-QA@Com
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didn't see it coming!.!.^^Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Ha ha ha!.!!!
Excellent one Chris!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
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10/10!.!!!
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Not bad!.
I'm smilingWww@Enter-QA@Com
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