Romance: Does it work on a points system ??!
Question: Romance: Does it work on a points system !?!?
In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:
Make the woman happy!. Do something she likes, and you get points!.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted!.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects!.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played!.
Here is a guide to the point system:
SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
College buddy Named Rita (-4)
Rita is a dancer (-6)
Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)
HER BIRTHDAY
You forget her birthday (-50000)
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)
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Make the woman happy!. Do something she likes, and you get points!.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted!.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects!.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played!.
Here is a guide to the point system:
SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
College buddy Named Rita (-4)
Rita is a dancer (-6)
Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)
HER BIRTHDAY
You forget her birthday (-50000)
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)
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Answers:
nice one dude!.!.!.!.
can i borrow this!?
i really loved it!
gotta star this!
^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
can i borrow this!?
i really loved it!
gotta star this!
^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you know how to sing that song, `CRAZY` by Patsy Clan!?
`Crazy to be fallen in love with you!. It`s crazy!. Oh, to be in love with you!`Www@Enter-QA@Com
`Crazy to be fallen in love with you!. It`s crazy!. Oh, to be in love with you!`Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow, according to that, I'm about -1,000,000 points, shall I try harder!?
Very good compilation, and funny too, thanks for making me see the error of my ways!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good compilation, and funny too, thanks for making me see the error of my ways!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Seems like you've had plenty of experience on living with a woman and you have understood women at last! Www@Enter-QA@Com
So quit playing games already -- move in w/ her sister! ~:D>Www@Enter-QA@Com
Slaps head!.
I have no clue what to say!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol I hate this game!.Www@Enter-QA@Com