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Question: Do you like this joke!? (please rate it)!?
this man wanted a pet so decided to go to the local petstore, he got talking to the store manager and said "look, i dont want traditional pets like cats or dogs, i want sumthing different, so the manager said "well its the usual in here im afraid , cats digs rabbits etc, but hang on a minute, i do have something , follow me" so he takes the man in to the office where the manager proceeds to open his desk drawer and says" i do have this" peering inside the little matchbox he sees before him the man replies "its a centipede" i will take it" so off he goes home and when he gets in he, places the match box on the kitchen table, after a litttle lunch the man opens the box and says to the centipede"im going down the pub for an hour would you like to come too!?" he gets no reply, so he leaves it for a bit, then he peers in side the box again and says "look im going down the pub i would like you to come with me" still no reply, so he leaves it for another half hour , and hes thinking to himself, i dont know i think i might have got myself a bit tied having a pet, so he peers inside the box again and says" right! this is the last time im gonna ask you are you coming to the pub or not!? the centipede angrily shouts back " hang on for christ sakes im putting my bloody boots on"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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now come on boo ive known u a long time and we both no thats not the best u can do 7/10 Www@Enter-QA@Com
Rate : Average; 5 in a scale of 1 to 10!.
This one on centipede pops to my mind:
" If a centipede starts thinking which leg to move first, it can't move at all & it will be where it is!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
This one on centipede pops to my mind:
" If a centipede starts thinking which leg to move first, it can't move at all & it will be where it is!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
That joke is so old, about 3 people have told it to me in the past year or so!. Its still good the first time you hear it thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
haaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
lmaosh lol
loved it hanaboo
very cute
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmaosh lol
loved it hanaboo
very cute
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
I went to the pet shop and asked to buy some Wasps!?
The bloke there said they didn't sell wasps!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
But I knew he was lying!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Cos they had some in the window!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The bloke there said they didn't sell wasps!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
But I knew he was lying!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Cos they had some in the window!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha nice one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's brilliant!
Highlight of my evening, thanks for posting that! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Highlight of my evening, thanks for posting that! Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahahaaaaaWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha thts mintWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh My God! That was outrageously funny! LMAO! Rated 9+/10!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hehehehehe!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.still smiling, even though I have heard it before it still raises a chuckle!. 10/10 xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny, nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
THANKS A LOT FOR THE JOKE! LOVED IT! STAR FR U!
Have a good day!
Regards
AmalWww@Enter-QA@Com
Have a good day!
Regards
AmalWww@Enter-QA@Com
i liked that on not bad!.actually LOL! 7/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
you forget to mention it was a talking centipede, and very rare!!!! Old old, old!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA Ha I got a laugh, here's a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I did like this!!! 7!.5 maybe 8 Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm too impatient to wait that long for the punchline- 6Www@Enter-QA@Com
8/10!.!.!.!.Good one ! Thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol that is quite funny, u've made my boring day in work a bit more exciting!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
o-kay!. i'd say a 7 on a 1-10 scaleWww@Enter-QA@Com
I give it a 7Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, I'll give you a 10!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well done mum ill give u a 8/10 on that 1!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i didnt c that coming so im giving it a 10 i luv that jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com