Funny jokes or not...?!
Question: Funny jokes or not!.!.!.!?
last 2 are a bit rude!.!.!.!.!.just a warning so dont complain :0)
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants!.
The iBreast will cost ￡499 to ￡599!.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them!.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: "Where's the self-help section!?"
She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose!.
A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta!.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down ￡500 and says: "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"
The Madam is astonished!. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal!."
The trucker replies: "Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick!."
It is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day!.!.!.Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo!.
billy-bob: hey billi-jo!.!.!.can i stick my finger in your belly-button!?
billi-jo: sure billy-bob!
!.!.!.now its 11:00 at the police station!.!.!.
billy-bob: hey billi-jo!.!.!.can i stick my finger in your belly-button!?
billi-jo: sure billy-bob!
!.!.!.now its midnight!.!.!. and the power goes out!.!.!.
billy-bob: hey billi-jo!.!.!.can i stick my finger in your belly-button!?
billi-jo: sure billy-bob! wait!?! billy-bob thats not my belly-button!.
billy-bob: i know!.!.!. and thats not my finger!!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road!. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted!. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg!. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident!.
After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg!. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129!?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely!. He forced himself to remove his hand!. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg!.
Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again!. The nun once again Said, "Father, remember psalm 129!?" Once again the priest apologized!. "Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak!."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance, and went on her way!.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129!. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory!."
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Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants!.
The iBreast will cost ￡499 to ￡599!.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them!.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: "Where's the self-help section!?"
She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose!.
A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta!.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down ￡500 and says: "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"
The Madam is astonished!. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal!."
The trucker replies: "Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick!."
It is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day!.!.!.Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo!.
billy-bob: hey billi-jo!.!.!.can i stick my finger in your belly-button!?
billi-jo: sure billy-bob!
!.!.!.now its 11:00 at the police station!.!.!.
billy-bob: hey billi-jo!.!.!.can i stick my finger in your belly-button!?
billi-jo: sure billy-bob!
!.!.!.now its midnight!.!.!. and the power goes out!.!.!.
billy-bob: hey billi-jo!.!.!.can i stick my finger in your belly-button!?
billi-jo: sure billy-bob! wait!?! billy-bob thats not my belly-button!.
billy-bob: i know!.!.!. and thats not my finger!!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road!. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted!. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg!. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident!.
After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg!. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129!?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely!. He forced himself to remove his hand!. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg!.
Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again!. The nun once again Said, "Father, remember psalm 129!?" Once again the priest apologized!. "Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak!."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance, and went on her way!.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129!. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory!."
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they all made me chuckle, needed that on a grey tuesday, thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, funny, funny, funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
All new to me-----------Very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good 1's lol but the dirty kjokes do create dirty fantasies lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
All very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good stuff, worthy of a wee interesting star!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Certainly made me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg they r all hillarious!.!.!.!.!.!.!. stars stars!.!.!.~*~*~Www@Enter-QA@Com
They weren't rude, I thought they were funny!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
They used to be funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol good ones :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny the priest must have been gutted :)
they are not rude @ all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
they are not rude @ all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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made me smile!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha! first one and last one is the best!.!. star for you =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good stuff!. I didn't find any of it rude though!. Some people just have to have a sense of humor!.!.!.
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I read all except the billy-bob/jo one out to my partner and I think that it is the sign of a good joke when they are repeated immediately!. The other one was maybe a bit childish!.!.!. but not in a fun way!.
Good solid jokes which I will use at work tomorrow, thanks!. :o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good solid jokes which I will use at work tomorrow, thanks!. :o)Www@Enter-QA@Com