Who was it who sneezed?!
Question: Who was it who sneezed!?
Adolf Hitler was conducting a General Staff meeting, when somebody sneezed!.
"Who was that!!?" shouted Hitler, whirling around from a wall map of Europe!. Nobody said anything!.
"I see," he said, "I will have 10 of you shot!. And maybe then you will tell me who sneezed!?"
A Gestapo agent took 10 people out of the room!. Shots were heard, then silence!.
"I will ask again," yelled Hitler, "who sneezed!?" Again, nobody said anything!.
"Very vell," he said, "I will have another 10 of you shot!"
The Gestapo agent escorted 10 more people out of the room and executed them!.
"For the very last time," screamed Hitler, "Who sneezed!?"
Finally the guilty officer could stand no more!. He stood up and said, "It was me, my Führer!. I am the one who sneezed!."
Hitler slowly approached the shaking officer and said, "Bless you!."
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"Who was that!!?" shouted Hitler, whirling around from a wall map of Europe!. Nobody said anything!.
"I see," he said, "I will have 10 of you shot!. And maybe then you will tell me who sneezed!?"
A Gestapo agent took 10 people out of the room!. Shots were heard, then silence!.
"I will ask again," yelled Hitler, "who sneezed!?" Again, nobody said anything!.
"Very vell," he said, "I will have another 10 of you shot!"
The Gestapo agent escorted 10 more people out of the room and executed them!.
"For the very last time," screamed Hitler, "Who sneezed!?"
Finally the guilty officer could stand no more!. He stood up and said, "It was me, my Führer!. I am the one who sneezed!."
Hitler slowly approached the shaking officer and said, "Bless you!."
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That is brilliant and even more so that I have not read it on here for the eighth time in one week!. Nice and originalWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol that's bad, i have a worse one, two slugs where trawling along a path, when a big snail slithered out in front and slowed them down!.
The first slug turns to his mate and rolls his eyes and says 'caravans'Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first slug turns to his mate and rolls his eyes and says 'caravans'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny
but he wouldnt really say bless you he'd be like damn you to the cematorium!Www@Enter-QA@Com
but he wouldnt really say bless you he'd be like damn you to the cematorium!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha, really funny, nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
I think it's lucky they didn't shoot the person who sneezed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hitler i supposeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Duh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
not meWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
WRONG!! hilter wood not say "bless you" hed be like "100 pushups or i KILL U!!!"
funny tho, have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny tho, have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO, that was both stupid and offensive, me likey!.Www@Enter-QA@Com