Top Tips ........More Top Tips?!
Question: Top Tips !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.More Top Tips!?
Music Lovers:
Don't waste money on expensive ipods!.
Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it!.
If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead!.
Cinema goers:
Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a p!ss before the film starts!.
Rappers:
Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place!.
Don't waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity stolen!.
Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along with your old bank statements!.
Burglars:
When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm sticking out at 90 degrees, wrapped in a baby mattress in case they set one of their dogs on you!.
Employers:
Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin
Blind People:
Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by not wearing heavy dark glasses all the time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Don't waste money on expensive ipods!.
Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it!.
If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead!.
Cinema goers:
Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a p!ss before the film starts!.
Rappers:
Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place!.
Don't waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity stolen!.
Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along with your old bank statements!.
Burglars:
When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm sticking out at 90 degrees, wrapped in a baby mattress in case they set one of their dogs on you!.
Employers:
Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin
Blind People:
Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by not wearing heavy dark glasses all the time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ha ha ha - Brilliant!!!
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Best tip for rappers there!. Or simply just don't rapWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha good one xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, these are funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very clever i like them, have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com