Funniest bar jokes? ?!


Question: Funniest bar jokes!? !?
here's a few: so this short guy walks into a bar!. buys a drink throws the change on the counter and leaves!. the bartender comes running out and says "Your a little short!"

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another guy comes along and walks into a bar and says "ouch"Www@Enter-QA@Com


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A guy walks up to the bartender and says "I'll bet you 5,000 dollars that if you put a beer mug at the end of the bar I could pee in it from over here without spilling a drop!." So naturally the bartender hesitates and then figures there is no way he can loose so he agrees to the bet!. The guy gets on the bar and whips it out and pees all over the bar barely making any in the mug!. So the bartender tells him to fork up the cash and with a smile on his face he gladly gives it to him!. So the bartender asks him why he's smiling after loosing 5,000 dollars!. The guy says to the bartender!.!.!.!."See those group of guys at that table over there!.!.!.!." "Yeah" says the bartender!. "Well I just bet each one of them 10,000 dollars that I could pee all over your bar and you wouldn't do anything about it!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

A horse walks into a bar!. The bartender asks "Why the long face!?"

A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar 'tender' here!?"

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a pie comes into a bar and the bartender says 'sorry we don't serve food here'Www@Enter-QA@Com



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