Cows used to explain economics!! Have you heard these??!
Question: Cows used to explain economics!! Have you heard these!?!?
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows!.
You give one to your neighbour!.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows!.
The State takes both and gives you some milk!.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows!.
The State takes both and sells you some milk!.
NAZISM
You have 2 cows!.
The State takes both and shoots you!.
BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows!. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away!.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows!.
You sell one and buy a bull!.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows!.
You sell them and retire on the income!.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes!.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows!.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows!.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead!.
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You have 2 cows!.
You give one to your neighbour!.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows!.
The State takes both and gives you some milk!.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows!.
The State takes both and sells you some milk!.
NAZISM
You have 2 cows!.
The State takes both and shoots you!.
BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows!. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away!.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows!.
You sell one and buy a bull!.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows!.
You sell them and retire on the income!.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes!.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows!.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows!.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead!.
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Answers:
is that a enron cow joke!? are y refering to ENRON the cow sellers who had one cow and shipped it to jamaica and found they had the cow grow into a thousand cow herd!. then they went out of business cause the herd was only one cow no matter how much new math they used acounting for the cow herd they had!. it was still one cow!.
not a magic cow either though they thought the cow had multiplyd into a million cow herd!. ha ha ENRON was wrong and so was their math huh!?
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not a magic cow either though they thought the cow had multiplyd into a million cow herd!. ha ha ENRON was wrong and so was their math huh!?
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ha ha ha~~!!!!!!!!
they are pretty funny and interesting some fun reading~!!!!good one~~!!!!!!!!!
u can add about Indian corporation
you have 2 cows!.
you keep watching them coz u don't knew what it worth others come take the milk and go and still clam of unemployment and cry on poverty~~!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
they are pretty funny and interesting some fun reading~!!!!good one~~!!!!!!!!!
u can add about Indian corporation
you have 2 cows!.
you keep watching them coz u don't knew what it worth others come take the milk and go and still clam of unemployment and cry on poverty~~!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's a good read with a bit of humour thrown in, nice one!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Old!. Heard it before!. Not funny!.
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