Joke : Bonding time .. I think this one is new ??!
Question: Joke : Bonding time !.!. I think this one is new !?!?
Grandpa A grandfather always made a special effort with his grandchildren!. Many Sunday mornings he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time!.
One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and he really didn't feel like being up at all!. Luckily, grandma came to the rescue and said that she would take the grandchild out!. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see Pop Pop!.
'Well,' the grandfather asked, 'did you enjoy your ride with Nana!? '
'Oh yes, Pop Pop' the girl replied, 'and do you know what!? We didn't see a single dumb b**tard or lousy sh**head!'
Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and he really didn't feel like being up at all!. Luckily, grandma came to the rescue and said that she would take the grandchild out!. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see Pop Pop!.
'Well,' the grandfather asked, 'did you enjoy your ride with Nana!? '
'Oh yes, Pop Pop' the girl replied, 'and do you know what!? We didn't see a single dumb b**tard or lousy sh**head!'
Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Great joke, but I'd like to know if a road really does exist with out any dumb b**tards or sh*t heads!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh thats so bad haha! i think that one is new because i havnt heard it before!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!.!.!.!.!.a good one!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
clever!.!.!.!.!.!.!. :) i like itWww@Enter-QA@Com
thank you plz give me more jokes!. Just send to imem_23@gangsta!.com or priestessmoon_18@yahoo!.com!. I really like your jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer,
minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes
in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor!.
The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea!."
The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and
starts drinking again when all of a sudden -- WHACK!! -- the big dude
knocks him down AGAIN!.
This time he says, "That was a judo chop from Japan!."
So the little guy has had enough of this!.!. He gets up, brushes
himself off and quietly leaves!.
The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returns!. Without
saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and -- WHAM!!!" -- knocks
the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!!
The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he gets up,
tell him that's a crowbar from Sears!.
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minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes
in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor!.
The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea!."
The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and
starts drinking again when all of a sudden -- WHACK!! -- the big dude
knocks him down AGAIN!.
This time he says, "That was a judo chop from Japan!."
So the little guy has had enough of this!.!. He gets up, brushes
himself off and quietly leaves!.
The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returns!. Without
saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and -- WHAM!!!" -- knocks
the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!!
The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he gets up,
tell him that's a crowbar from Sears!.
======================================!.!.!.
Www@Enter-QA@Com