A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates..........?!
Question: A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates!. As he enters, he asks St!. Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth!. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes!?'
St!. Peter said, 'That's a question only God can answer!.'
So the zebra went off in search of God!.
When he found Him, the zebra asked, 'God, please - I must know!. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes!?'
God simply replied 'You are what you are!.'
The zebra returned to see St Peter once more, who asked him, 'Well, did God straighten out your query for you!?'
The zebra looked puzzled!. 'No sir, God simply said 'You are what you are!.''
St!. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, 'Well then, there you are!. You are white with black stripes!.'
The zebra asked St!. Peter, 'How do you know that for certain!?'
'Because,' said St!. Peter, 'If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, 'You is what you is!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
St!. Peter said, 'That's a question only God can answer!.'
So the zebra went off in search of God!.
When he found Him, the zebra asked, 'God, please - I must know!. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes!?'
God simply replied 'You are what you are!.'
The zebra returned to see St Peter once more, who asked him, 'Well, did God straighten out your query for you!?'
The zebra looked puzzled!. 'No sir, God simply said 'You are what you are!.''
St!. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, 'Well then, there you are!. You are white with black stripes!.'
The zebra asked St!. Peter, 'How do you know that for certain!?'
'Because,' said St!. Peter, 'If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, 'You is what you is!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Not only black people talk like that!.
But this is funny, I guess!.
But I think Zebras are white w/ black stripes because they're like mostly white I think!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But this is funny, I guess!.
But I think Zebras are white w/ black stripes because they're like mostly white I think!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehehehehehehehehe thats funny heheheheheheWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's not a question, that's a riddleWww@Enter-QA@Com
no way, lol!. 'you is what you is' lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
HaHa
Love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny
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lol thats funny as "bad words" i love it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Liked that alot - I even read it to my BF!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice joke mate (Y)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmfao star lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.
this is
so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
this is
so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!. That is so funny, made my cry, i laugh so hard!.
Can I borrow that!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Can I borrow that!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol ^!.^
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i didnt expect thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dinny get it Www@Enter-QA@Com