A joke for you guys ?!
Question: A joke for you guys !?
if u even smiled gimee a star plz, by the way i hav posted this b4 so dont complain about plagirism and no i didnt write it myself
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road!.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road!. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road!. But then, this really isn't about me!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
GEORGE W!. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road!. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not!. The chicken is either against us, or for us!. There is no middle ground here!.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad!. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens!.
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions!. I am not for it now, and will remain against it!.
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting!? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road!.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace!.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book!. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken!. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra!.!.!.#@&&^(C% !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. reboot!.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken!?
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken!. What is your definition of chicken!?
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one!?
AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white!? We need some black chickens
MARTAIN LUTHER KING JR!.:
I have a dream of all chickens being free to cross roads as they please, with no one questioning their intentions!.
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BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road!.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road!. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road!. But then, this really isn't about me!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
GEORGE W!. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road!. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not!. The chicken is either against us, or for us!. There is no middle ground here!.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad!. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens!.
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions!. I am not for it now, and will remain against it!.
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting!? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road!.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace!.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book!. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken!. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra!.!.!.#@&&^(C% !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. reboot!.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken!?
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken!. What is your definition of chicken!?
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one!?
AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white!? We need some black chickens
MARTAIN LUTHER KING JR!.:
I have a dream of all chickens being free to cross roads as they please, with no one questioning their intentions!.
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Answers:
Nope didn't smile because I know the person that posted it the first time!.!.!.it was meWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL! Awesome stuff!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!.!. some were good like Obama and ClintonWww@Enter-QA@Com
not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
it was a little funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com