Need some good jokes....?!
Question: Need some good jokes!.!.!.!.!?
you get 10 points
rules are simple:
1!. no yo mama jokes
2!. no stupid
3!. keep it clean and decentWww@Enter-QA@Com
rules are simple:
1!. no yo mama jokes
2!. no stupid
3!. keep it clean and decentWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, "Are you a little girl or a little boy!?" "I don't know," replied the other baby giggling!.
"What do you mean, you don't know!?" said the first baby!. "I mean I don't know how to tell the difference," was the reply!.
"Well, I do," said the first baby chuckling, "I'll climb into your crib and find out!."
He carefully got himself into the other baby's crib, then quickly disappeared in to the blankets!. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big smile on his face!. "You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy," he said proudly!.
"You're ever so clever," said the baby girl, "but how can you tell!?"
"It's quite easy really," replied the baby boy, "you've got pink socks and I've got blue ones!."
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"What do you mean, you don't know!?" said the first baby!. "I mean I don't know how to tell the difference," was the reply!.
"Well, I do," said the first baby chuckling, "I'll climb into your crib and find out!."
He carefully got himself into the other baby's crib, then quickly disappeared in to the blankets!. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big smile on his face!. "You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy," he said proudly!.
"You're ever so clever," said the baby girl, "but how can you tell!?"
"It's quite easy really," replied the baby boy, "you've got pink socks and I've got blue ones!."
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There were two Irish guys working for the city!. One would dig a hole, the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in!. They worked furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again!.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing!. So he asked the hole digger, "I appreciate the effort you are putting into your work, but what's the story!? You dig a hole and your partner follows behind and fills it up again!?"
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Aye, normally we are a three-man team, but the guy who plants the trees, he is sick today!"
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An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing!. So he asked the hole digger, "I appreciate the effort you are putting into your work, but what's the story!? You dig a hole and your partner follows behind and fills it up again!?"
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Aye, normally we are a three-man team, but the guy who plants the trees, he is sick today!"
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SHERLOCK HOLMES and Dr!.WATSON went on a camping trip!.
After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep!.Some hours later,Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend!."Watson,look up at the sky and tell me what you see"!.
Watson replied,'"i see some millon stars'"!. "!.!.!.and what does they tell you!?"Holmes calmly continued!.
Watson pondered for a minute!."ASTRONOMICALLY, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets!.ASTROLOGICALLY, i observe that saturn is in LEO!.HOROLOGICALLY,i deduce that the time is approximatly a quater past three!.THEOLOGICALLY, i can see that god is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant!.METEOROLOGICALLY,i suspect that we all will have a beautiful day tommorow!.What does it tell you!?"
HOLMES WAS SILENT FOR A MOMENT ,THEN SPOKE!."WATSON,YOU IDIOT!.SOMEONE HAS STOLEN OUR TENT!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep!.Some hours later,Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend!."Watson,look up at the sky and tell me what you see"!.
Watson replied,'"i see some millon stars'"!. "!.!.!.and what does they tell you!?"Holmes calmly continued!.
Watson pondered for a minute!."ASTRONOMICALLY, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets!.ASTROLOGICALLY, i observe that saturn is in LEO!.HOROLOGICALLY,i deduce that the time is approximatly a quater past three!.THEOLOGICALLY, i can see that god is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant!.METEOROLOGICALLY,i suspect that we all will have a beautiful day tommorow!.What does it tell you!?"
HOLMES WAS SILENT FOR A MOMENT ,THEN SPOKE!."WATSON,YOU IDIOT!.SOMEONE HAS STOLEN OUR TENT!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
There were three friends named poop, shut up and manners!. One day, Shut up went to the police station and the policeman asked!.!.!."Hello!. What is your name!?" Shut replied "shut up!." since that was his name!. He asked again and he said "shut up" Then the police kept asking and got the same answer so he finally said, "Where is your manners!?" Shut up replied, "oh he went to get poop!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Control to Pilot: What is your Height and Position!?
Pilot: I'm five feet eight inches and I'm sitting down!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pilot: I'm five feet eight inches and I'm sitting down!.Www@Enter-QA@Com