Funny sayingsssss???!
Question: Funny sayingsssss!?!?!?
can anyone think of a funny saying (short)!.!.10pts!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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This ones kinda gross but i laughed so hard i almost peed myself haha:
"How was dinner last night!? I heard you ate out!." lmfao! I dont know if you understand it but its kinda perverted lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"How was dinner last night!? I heard you ate out!." lmfao! I dont know if you understand it but its kinda perverted lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
-Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!.
-Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug!.
-When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh, yeah!. I like lemons!. What else you got!?"
-Remember, a good friend will always bail you out of jail!.!.!.but a true will be sitting next to you saying, "Dang, that was fun!."
-Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else!.
-Hating someone would mean if you had a knife you'd chase them!.
-There are 3 kinds of people!. Those who can count, and those who can't!.
-I wish that I were you so that I could be friends with me!.
-What's the difference between ignorance and apathy!? I don't know, and I couldn't care less!.
-Knock!. Knock!. Who's there!? Obviously not me!.
-Do vegetarians eat animal crackers!?
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-Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug!.
-When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh, yeah!. I like lemons!. What else you got!?"
-Remember, a good friend will always bail you out of jail!.!.!.but a true will be sitting next to you saying, "Dang, that was fun!."
-Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else!.
-Hating someone would mean if you had a knife you'd chase them!.
-There are 3 kinds of people!. Those who can count, and those who can't!.
-I wish that I were you so that I could be friends with me!.
-What's the difference between ignorance and apathy!? I don't know, and I couldn't care less!.
-Knock!. Knock!. Who's there!? Obviously not me!.
-Do vegetarians eat animal crackers!?
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You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back homeWww@Enter-QA@Com
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back homeWww@Enter-QA@Com
"You ******* old, old for this club, not for the earth"
when ppl say ill remember that say "write it down, take a picture, i dont give a fuuuck"
"now thats how u get pink eye"
"Thats what she said" micheal scott lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
when ppl say ill remember that say "write it down, take a picture, i dont give a fuuuck"
"now thats how u get pink eye"
"Thats what she said" micheal scott lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
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To be or not to be!. That's not really a question!.
~Jean-Luc Godard Www@Enter-QA@Com
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S**t fire and save the matchesWww@Enter-QA@Com