Phone transcript is it funny?!
Question: Phone transcript is it funny!?
Phone call transcript!.
Hello!?
Hi honey!.
This is Daddy!.
Is Mommy near the phone!?"
"No Daddy!.
She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul!."
After a brief pause,
Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul!."
"Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now!."
Brief Pause!.
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do!. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway!."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute!."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone!. "I did it Daddy!."
"And what happened honey!?" he asked!.
Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming!. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
-"Oh my God!!!
What about your Uncle Paul!?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too!. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool!. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it!. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead!."
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool!?
Is this 0208 963 1234
"No"
I'm sorry Sweetie, I have the wrong number, Goodbye"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hello!?
Hi honey!.
This is Daddy!.
Is Mommy near the phone!?"
"No Daddy!.
She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul!."
After a brief pause,
Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul!."
"Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now!."
Brief Pause!.
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do!. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway!."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute!."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone!. "I did it Daddy!."
"And what happened honey!?" he asked!.
Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming!. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
-"Oh my God!!!
What about your Uncle Paul!?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too!. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool!. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it!. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead!."
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool!?
Is this 0208 963 1234
"No"
I'm sorry Sweetie, I have the wrong number, Goodbye"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL…have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
The problem with this joke is that regardless if it was a right number or not, the little girl's mother shouldn't be in bed with her uncle paul!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Even if his wife was haveing an affair I wouldn't blame her!. If he can't recognize his own daughter's voice, then he obviouly doesn't pay much attention to his family!.!.!.;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think thats really funny!.!.!.did u make it up!?
B even funnier if it was an actual phone transcript!.!.!.well not funny for mummy or uncle paul!.!.!.KMSL imagine it thouWww@Enter-QA@Com
B even funnier if it was an actual phone transcript!.!.!.well not funny for mummy or uncle paul!.!.!.KMSL imagine it thouWww@Enter-QA@Com
I have heard it before and I do like it but it's not funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i thought it was pretty humorous!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Morbidly funny, yo!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nope
neither funny nor original
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neither funny nor original
!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
FunnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Slightly its a bit morbid though xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
I thought it was funny!. Have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i think it's hilarious! Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah it is kinda funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny yet sadWww@Enter-QA@Com
rotflmao Www@Enter-QA@Com
yer lol keep em comin!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah, i thought it was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
made me gasp!. good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it was ok !.Www@Enter-QA@Com