Who wants to go hunting?!
Question: Who wants to go hunting!?
Paul tries to take his friend hunting, but when they get to his favorite hunting spot, they find “No Trespassing” signs everywhere!. Paul tells his friend to wait in the car and walks up to the nearby farmhouse!. The farmer answers the door, and Paul says, "Sir, I’ve hunted on this property all my life, but now I notice you have a bunch of signs up!. I wanted to see if it was still OK for me to hunt here!."
The farmer scratches his chin for a bit and says, "I’ll make you a deal!. We’ve got this cow out back that we have to kill for food, but we’ve grown too attached to it!. If you go out back and shoot my cow, I’ll let you hunt on my property!."
Walking back to the car, Paul decides to play a joke on his friend!. "That old bastard won’t let us hunt on his property," he tells him!. "I’m going to shoot his cow!" He then walks over to the side of the house and-BLAM!
Suddenly two more shots ring out behind him, and his friend runs up, yelling, "I got the cat and dog too! Let’s get the hell out of here!"
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The farmer scratches his chin for a bit and says, "I’ll make you a deal!. We’ve got this cow out back that we have to kill for food, but we’ve grown too attached to it!. If you go out back and shoot my cow, I’ll let you hunt on my property!."
Walking back to the car, Paul decides to play a joke on his friend!. "That old bastard won’t let us hunt on his property," he tells him!. "I’m going to shoot his cow!" He then walks over to the side of the house and-BLAM!
Suddenly two more shots ring out behind him, and his friend runs up, yelling, "I got the cat and dog too! Let’s get the hell out of here!"
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Answers:
Cows!.!.!.cowboys what′s the difference!?
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day!. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail!. The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine!. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon!.
"Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff!. "Did I just see what I think I saw!?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff!. I got me some powerful chapped lips!."
"And that cures them!?" the Sheriff asked!.
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day!. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail!. The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine!. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon!.
"Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff!. "Did I just see what I think I saw!?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff!. I got me some powerful chapped lips!."
"And that cures them!?" the Sheriff asked!.
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
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