How would you like a few blonde jokes?!
Question: How would you like a few blonde jokes!?
Q!. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday!?
A!. Tell her a joke on Wednesday!.
Q!. How do you confuse a blonde!?
A!. You can't, they have always been like that!.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence!?
A: To see what was on the other side!.
Q!. How do you amuse a blonde for hours!?
A!. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper!.
Q!. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make!?
A!. A wind tunnel!.
Q!. How do you confuse a blonde!?
A!. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner!.
Q!. How does a blonde try to kill a fish!?
A!. She drowns it!.
Q!. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg!?
A!. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money!.
Q!. How does a blonde part their hair!?
A!. By doing the splits!.
Q!. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg!?
A!. Nothing, they haven't met!
Q!. A blonde is going to London on a plane!. How can you steal her window seat!?
A!. Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row!.
Q!. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink!?
A!. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables!.
Q!. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme!?
A!. Humpme Dumpme
Q!. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof!?
A!. More leg-room!
Q!. Why don't blondes use vibrators!?
A!. They chip their teeth!.
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A!. Tell her a joke on Wednesday!.
Q!. How do you confuse a blonde!?
A!. You can't, they have always been like that!.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence!?
A: To see what was on the other side!.
Q!. How do you amuse a blonde for hours!?
A!. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper!.
Q!. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make!?
A!. A wind tunnel!.
Q!. How do you confuse a blonde!?
A!. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner!.
Q!. How does a blonde try to kill a fish!?
A!. She drowns it!.
Q!. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg!?
A!. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money!.
Q!. How does a blonde part their hair!?
A!. By doing the splits!.
Q!. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg!?
A!. Nothing, they haven't met!
Q!. A blonde is going to London on a plane!. How can you steal her window seat!?
A!. Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row!.
Q!. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink!?
A!. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables!.
Q!. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme!?
A!. Humpme Dumpme
Q!. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof!?
A!. More leg-room!
Q!. Why don't blondes use vibrators!?
A!. They chip their teeth!.
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pure genius mate loved them all Www@Enter-QA@Com
Must tell that to the rest of my blonde friends!. If I can remember because I am Blon!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q!. why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice for hours!?
A!. It read CONCENTRATE on it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A!. It read CONCENTRATE on it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats hilarious Www@Enter-QA@Com
So funny
Glad I'm not blondeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Glad I'm not blondeWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahah
theyre all funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
theyre all funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hehehe!.!.!.!. A little light humour!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny
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