How do you like this golden oldie?!
Question: How do you like this golden oldie!?
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won!.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again!.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S @SS OUT FRONT!.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race!.
The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S @SS!.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey!.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent!.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST @SS IN TOWN!.
The bishop fainted!.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10!.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS @SS FOR $10!.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild!.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER @SS IS WILD AND FREE!.
The bishop was buried the next day!.
The moral of the story is !. !. !. being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery !.!.!.
even shorten your life!.
So be yourself and enjoy life!.
Stop worrying about everyone else's @ss and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
Have a nice day! Www@Enter-QA@Com
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again!.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S @SS OUT FRONT!.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race!.
The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S @SS!.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey!.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent!.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST @SS IN TOWN!.
The bishop fainted!.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10!.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS @SS FOR $10!.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild!.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER @SS IS WILD AND FREE!.
The bishop was buried the next day!.
The moral of the story is !. !. !. being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery !.!.!.
even shorten your life!.
So be yourself and enjoy life!.
Stop worrying about everyone else's @ss and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
Have a nice day! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Never heard that one before!.!.!.!.very fleeking funny!!! Maybe if I got my @ss out a little more I would hear some of these funny jokes!.
THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGH!!!!!
gramWww@Enter-QA@Com
THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGH!!!!!
gramWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good enough for the comedy club amigo,you could build a whole routine around that joke,thanks for the laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHA!!! I Love this Joke! It's One of the Best!
Kudos!
Great Post! LOL!.LOL!.
Thanks for the Laughs, and have a Great Evening!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Kudos!
Great Post! LOL!.LOL!.
Thanks for the Laughs, and have a Great Evening!Www@Enter-QA@Com
DEFINITELY LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY! I'M SERIOUSLY CRACKING UP RIGHT NOW! ONE OF THE BEST JOKES I'VE HEARD IN A WHILE!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO HAHAHHAHAHAAHA FUNNIEST @$$ JOKE EVER!!!!!!!
mind if i share this with my friends!?!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
mind if i share this with my friends!?!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Confucius say:
Man worry too much about @ss have big pain in it!
Great Joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Man worry too much about @ss have big pain in it!
Great Joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
a lil too long!.!. but good ONE!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is so funny!. I love it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
now your making me pmsl even though its a golden oldie love it mate Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!. i am literally laughing out loud!!! i'm going to tell my firends about this one!!! thanks for the joke!! i loved it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com