Nother joke star please?!


Question: Nother joke star please!?
A blonde chick found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane!. Bored, the lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence (lawyers like easy prey)!. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers he’d give her $50!.00!. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted!.

The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star!?” Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5!.

The blonde then asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs!?”

The lawyer looked puzzled!. He spent nearly an hour, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls, trying to find the answer!. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50!.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question!?”

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5!.

not to be hating on blondes or anythin, i didnt write the jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Why cant you play uno with a mexican!?!?












because they steal all of the green cards!!
no i am not racist i think it was just funny!.!.please dont take it serious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Funny giving an impossible question to the lawyer, enjoy your star :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

She beat him at the game he made up by reversing the role!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

srry didnt laugh coz i already knew this one =(!.!.!.but still a star =)Www@Enter-QA@Com

i love that one every time!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol
very funny
have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol thats funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

That's pretty good!.!.!.

have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com

you look like a jock, i hate youWww@Enter-QA@Com



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