Was Adam really made first, read on?!


Question: Was Adam really made first, read on!?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God:

"Lord, I have a problem!."

"What's the problem, Eve!?"

"Lord, you've created me and provided this beautiful spot, these wonderful animals, and that comedic snake, but I'm just not happy!."

"Why is that, Eve!?" came the voice from above!.

"Lord, I am lonely!. And I'm sick to death of apples!."

"Well, perhaps I have a solution!. I shall create a man for you!."

"What's a man, Lord!?"

"Man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize!. All in all, he'll give you a hard time!. But he'll be bigger, faster, and stronger than you!. And while he'll need your advice to think properly, he'll be good at fighting, kicking a ball around, hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack!.

"Sounds good to me," says Eve!. "But isn't there a catch, Lord!?"

"Yeah, well, there is one!."

"What's that, Lord!?"

"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first!."
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omg, where did you find that!? thats hillarious!!! adam was made first, but w/e, thats awesome!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol, now that could be true!.

Chloe:"No it couldn't"
Me:"Your not real Chloe"
Chloe:"Says you"
Me:"Whatever I say goes"
Chloe:"Fine, I suppose you did say could"
Me:"Thank you, I'm giving this person a star"Www@Enter-QA@Com

This is hilarious, but Adam definitely was made first, because God took one rib from the man to create the woman, and that's why all women have one more rib then men!.

I'll give you a star for great punctuation! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

adam was always writing and listing
all the stuff in eden !.so god made eve
when adam saw eve ,well he turned
over a new leaf and mayed an entry Www@Enter-QA@Com

that was original Www@Enter-QA@Com

Um, what's the question!?

also, Adam was made first!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaha
niiice one!.

poor adam!.

too egotistical to know the truth

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If only the bible's genesis story had read that way, life would be so different!.
Quite funny!. Have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Now that's funny lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

the truth is out Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol i love it! ill give you a star =DWww@Enter-QA@Com

I KNEW it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol
very funny
have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol thats funny

gosh take a joke people we know he was made first its just a jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com



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