AMAZING DEFINITIONS...(Found these in the DICTIONARY)?!

School :
A place where Papa pays and Son plays!.

Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich!.

Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills!.

Marriage:
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters!.

Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage!.

Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower

Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”

Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present!.

Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody
disagrees later on!.

Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes
he got the biggest piece!.

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work!.

Father:
A banker provided by nature!.

Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest…!.except that he got caught!.

Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!.

Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after!.

Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills!.

Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read!.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!.

Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life!.

Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth!.

Etc!.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do!.

Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together!.

Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes!.

Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions!.

Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death
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