Tell me a really good joke!!!?!
Question: Tell me a really good joke!!!!?
I want a joke that would make me really to laugh so much!!!!!
And even to make me to go to the toilet because of the laughs!!
Cheers me up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
And even to make me to go to the toilet because of the laughs!!
Cheers me up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ok so there are 4 cows in a field!.
I mommy cow, 3 baby cows
The first baby cow says "mommy why is my name daisy!?"
mommy cow says "because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head"
The second baby cow says "mommy why is my name rose!?"
Mommy Cow says "because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head"
Third Baby cow says: IDJLKJAUBEYENOOPAHUE
Mommy cow says"SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA i love this oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
I mommy cow, 3 baby cows
The first baby cow says "mommy why is my name daisy!?"
mommy cow says "because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head"
The second baby cow says "mommy why is my name rose!?"
Mommy Cow says "because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head"
Third Baby cow says: IDJLKJAUBEYENOOPAHUE
Mommy cow says"SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA i love this oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years!. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant!. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money, if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child!. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18!.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born!. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card and write "Spaghetti" on the back!. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin!.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife!.
"Honey," she said!. "You received a very strange post card today!."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said!.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted!.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti!. Two with meatballs, one without!."
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She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born!. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card and write "Spaghetti" on the back!. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin!.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife!.
"Honey," she said!. "You received a very strange post card today!."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said!.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted!.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti!. Two with meatballs, one without!."
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http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=g8MkIpRZC!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=KMCbDEkLJ!.!.!.
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http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=KMCbDEkLJ!.!.!.
hilarious videosWww@Enter-QA@Com
how many months does is take a black chick to crap!?!?!?!?!?!?!.!.!.
9 months!.!.!.!.
get it!? women are pregnant for 9 months!.!.!.!.!.
p!.s im not raciest at all i have nothing against blacks it just a jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
9 months!.!.!.!.
get it!? women are pregnant for 9 months!.!.!.!.!.
p!.s im not raciest at all i have nothing against blacks it just a jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
So a baby seal walks into a club!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
try going on youtube!.com and search for TOURETTES GUY **** SALT lolzWww@Enter-QA@Com
send to your guys
found a bald fat man with no identification
was wondering if you are ok,!.!.
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found a bald fat man with no identification
was wondering if you are ok,!.!.
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