A man walked into his Social Security office . . . . ?!
Question: A man walked into his Social Security office !. !. !. !. !?
to collect his cheque!.
He marched up to the counter and said "Hi, you know, I HATE drawing benefits!. I get so bored and I feel that I'm wasting my time!. I would much rather be working"!.
The clerk behind the counter said "Wow, your timing is excellent!. We just got a job in from a very wealthy elderly man who wants a chauffeur/minder for his beautiful daughter who is in her mid-20's!.
You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes CL, and he will supply all of your clothes!. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided!. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips!.
A two-bedroom loft style apartment with plasma TV, stereo, spa-tub, bar, etc!. located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use, and the salary is ￡50,000 per year"!.
The man, open-mouthed and wide eyed, said "You're kidding me"!.
The clerk, smiling, said "Yeah, well !. !. !. !. !. you started it"!.
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He marched up to the counter and said "Hi, you know, I HATE drawing benefits!. I get so bored and I feel that I'm wasting my time!. I would much rather be working"!.
The clerk behind the counter said "Wow, your timing is excellent!. We just got a job in from a very wealthy elderly man who wants a chauffeur/minder for his beautiful daughter who is in her mid-20's!.
You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes CL, and he will supply all of your clothes!. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided!. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips!.
A two-bedroom loft style apartment with plasma TV, stereo, spa-tub, bar, etc!. located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use, and the salary is ￡50,000 per year"!.
The man, open-mouthed and wide eyed, said "You're kidding me"!.
The clerk, smiling, said "Yeah, well !. !. !. !. !. you started it"!.
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Answers:
hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!.!.!. i loved it!
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good one!.!.lol
pedro b,!.!.!.!.sorry mate but your wrong on that one, my friend can"t get a bank account and gets her "tax credit " on a giro!.!.!.!, in certain circumstances you can still get a giro!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
pedro b,!.!.!.!.sorry mate but your wrong on that one, my friend can"t get a bank account and gets her "tax credit " on a giro!.!.!.!, in certain circumstances you can still get a giro!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that joke was done by Stan Boardman the comedian in his 1979 video it was funny then but not very funny 29 years laterWww@Enter-QA@Com
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