I do enjoy the Welsh. Do you?!
Question: I do enjoy the Welsh!. Do you!?
A Welshman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool!.
After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are
getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help!. The vet tells him
that he should try artificial insemination!.
The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but,
not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he
will know when the sheep are pregnant!. The vet tells him that
they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and
wallow in grass when they are pregnant!.
The man hangs up and gives it some thought!. He comes to the
conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to
impregnate the sheep himself!. So, he loads the sheep into his
Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them
all, brings them back, and goes to bed!.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep!. Seeing that
they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first
try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again!. He
drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good
measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted!.
Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing
round!. Try again!.' he tells himself, and proceeds to load them
up, and drive them out to the woods He spends all day sha**ing
the sheep and upon returning home, falls knackered into bed!.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to
look out of the window!. He asks his wife to look, and tell him
if the sheep are lying in the grass!.
'No,' she says, 'they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them
is beeping the horn!.'
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After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are
getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help!. The vet tells him
that he should try artificial insemination!.
The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but,
not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he
will know when the sheep are pregnant!. The vet tells him that
they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and
wallow in grass when they are pregnant!.
The man hangs up and gives it some thought!. He comes to the
conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to
impregnate the sheep himself!. So, he loads the sheep into his
Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them
all, brings them back, and goes to bed!.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep!. Seeing that
they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first
try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again!. He
drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good
measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted!.
Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing
round!. Try again!.' he tells himself, and proceeds to load them
up, and drive them out to the woods He spends all day sha**ing
the sheep and upon returning home, falls knackered into bed!.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to
look out of the window!. He asks his wife to look, and tell him
if the sheep are lying in the grass!.
'No,' she says, 'they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them
is beeping the horn!.'
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Answers:
lol after the shock at this from you!@# lol !.!.i thought only New Zealand had that reputation lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
That is funny
There was a Welshman actually prosecute for shagging his sheep, years ago, it was on the news hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
There was a Welshman actually prosecute for shagging his sheep, years ago, it was on the news hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahahahahahaha have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Perhaps!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
dsigusting but funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I do now! lol!.!.!.great start to the day!.!.!.thx :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow thats actually pretty funny, made me crack a smile!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Was he wearing his Wellies !?
Always handy to put the back legs into!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Always handy to put the back legs into!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOOOWWWW FUNNY STUFF LOL STAR :)I WANNA B 1 OF HIS SHEEP NOW LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, I've met many Sheep Farmers here in Wales, so that's why they always wear Wellies!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Really funny best laugh in a long time --- you can tell I do not get out much!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
did the sheep "welsh" on him!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
no hate welshWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeaWww@Enter-QA@Com
heheehehehhehehe oh dear oh dear!. i'll give u a star for the laugh!
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Dwi'n Gymro a dwi methu gweld beth sydd yn doniol amdano dyw e ddim yn wir bod pobl yn cael cyfathrach rhywiol gyda defaid yng Nghymru, Mae pobl ond yn dweud hynni achos mae gennym digonedd o ddefaid yn ein gwlad a does dim byd arall wael gennych i ddweud amdanom, Felly mae rhaid i chi greu anwiredd,
I am a Welshman and can't see wat's funny about this, It's not true that people in Wales have Sex with sheep, People Noteably English people only do that because they haven't got anything bad to say about Wales which annoyes them and makes them feel insecure therefore they make up lies, Pretty Sad
And infact the person arrested for shagging a Sheep Was from England, The cotswalds, So stop stereotyping with your stupid unfynny, Jokes, and use this propably for questions not nonsesne!.
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I am a Welshman and can't see wat's funny about this, It's not true that people in Wales have Sex with sheep, People Noteably English people only do that because they haven't got anything bad to say about Wales which annoyes them and makes them feel insecure therefore they make up lies, Pretty Sad
And infact the person arrested for shagging a Sheep Was from England, The cotswalds, So stop stereotyping with your stupid unfynny, Jokes, and use this propably for questions not nonsesne!.
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