Excuse me! are you the Manager?!
Question: Excuse me! are you the Manager!?
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub!. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately!.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers!. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy!.
"Are you the manager!?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands!. "Actually, no" he replies!.
"Can you get him for me!? - I need to speak to him!." she says, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair!.
"I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly in trouble!. "Is there anything I can do!?"
"Yes there is!. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently!.
"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers!. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy!.
"Are you the manager!?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands!. "Actually, no" he replies!.
"Can you get him for me!? - I need to speak to him!." she says, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair!.
"I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly in trouble!. "Is there anything I can do!?"
"Yes there is!. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently!.
"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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totally and utterly brilliant!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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tell him also there is none in the fellow!s!.!.!.*Www@Enter-QA@Com
golden oldie!.love it ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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yes i"m the manager!.!.!.lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol and gross
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lmao!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ive heard that one in these forums beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice one no8,but what happened to your last joke!? it"s
disapeared!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
disapeared!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
very good lol!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol heres another one
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands!.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin!."
"What!?" said the puzzled groom!.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times!?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be!.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me!.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up!.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver!.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method!.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not!.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it!.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it!.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it!.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was!.!.!. God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why!?"
"You're a lawyer!. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands!.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin!."
"What!?" said the puzzled groom!.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times!?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be!.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me!.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up!.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver!.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method!.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not!.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it!.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it!.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it!.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was!.!.!. God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why!?"
"You're a lawyer!. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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