Do you like long jokes.?!
Question: Do you like long jokes!.!?
Once upon a time there lived a king!. The King had a beautiful
daughter,
the Princess!.
But the kingdom was a sad place!.
There was no laughter, and no joy!.
The problem was, that everything the Princess touched would melt!.
No matter what, metal, wood, plastic!.!.!.anything she touched would
melt!!
Because of this, men were afraid of her!.
Nobody would dare marry her!.
The king despaired!.
What could he do to help his beautiful daughter!?
He consulted his wizards and magicians!.
One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that
does
not melt in her hands, she will be cured!."
The King was overjoyed!. The next day, he held a competition!. Any man
who could bring his daughter an object that would not melt at her
touch,
would marry her and inherit the King's wealth!.
Three young princes took up the challenge!.
The first Prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium!.
When the Princess touched it, it melted!.!.!. The Prince went away
sadly!.
The second Prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that
diamond is the hardest substance in the world and will not melt!.
But, alas, once the Princess touched it, it melted!. He too went away
disappointed!.
The third Prince approached!. He told the Princess, "Put your hand in
my
pocket and feel what is in there!."
The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red!.
She felt something hard!. She held it in her hand!.!.!.and it did not
melt!!
The King was overjoyed!
Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed!
And the third Prince married the Princess and the both lived happily
ever after!.
The question is!?!!?!!?!!?
What WAS the object in the Prince's pocket!?!?!?
They were M&M's, of course!. THEY melt in your MOUTH, NOT in your
HAND!!
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daughter,
the Princess!.
But the kingdom was a sad place!.
There was no laughter, and no joy!.
The problem was, that everything the Princess touched would melt!.
No matter what, metal, wood, plastic!.!.!.anything she touched would
melt!!
Because of this, men were afraid of her!.
Nobody would dare marry her!.
The king despaired!.
What could he do to help his beautiful daughter!?
He consulted his wizards and magicians!.
One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that
does
not melt in her hands, she will be cured!."
The King was overjoyed!. The next day, he held a competition!. Any man
who could bring his daughter an object that would not melt at her
touch,
would marry her and inherit the King's wealth!.
Three young princes took up the challenge!.
The first Prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium!.
When the Princess touched it, it melted!.!.!. The Prince went away
sadly!.
The second Prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that
diamond is the hardest substance in the world and will not melt!.
But, alas, once the Princess touched it, it melted!. He too went away
disappointed!.
The third Prince approached!. He told the Princess, "Put your hand in
my
pocket and feel what is in there!."
The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red!.
She felt something hard!. She held it in her hand!.!.!.and it did not
melt!!
The King was overjoyed!
Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed!
And the third Prince married the Princess and the both lived happily
ever after!.
The question is!?!!?!!?!!?
What WAS the object in the Prince's pocket!?!?!?
They were M&M's, of course!. THEY melt in your MOUTH, NOT in your
HAND!!
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Answers:
ya, so funny!!!
the pocket prove me wrongWww@Enter-QA@Com
the pocket prove me wrongWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes!. Creates greater anticipation for the punchline!. But I hate 'em if they aren't funny or the pl is disgusting!. Thanks!. Yours wasn't great, but worth a smile!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But Diamonds last forever, so they should not have melted!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I thought it was minstrels that melted in your mouth and not in your hand!.
idk i could be mistaken!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
idk i could be mistaken!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
as long as they have a good puchline or the person telling them dosent foget half way threw and screw it upWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.funny!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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M&Ms!.!.!.Of course thats
what i was thinking :S lol
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what i was thinking :S lol
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i don't mind long jokes but it has to be worth it,that was satisfactory ;DWww@Enter-QA@Com
M&M's OF COURSE!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
well why did he keep his m&m's in his pocket instead of taking them out, ha!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do I like long jokes!? Well I usually do when the punchline is funny!.!.!.yours was drab!.!.!.sorry!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i love that <:]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do i like long jokes!?!?
NO!.!.so obviously i didn't read urs
sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
NO!.!.so obviously i didn't read urs
sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
i heard this before!.!.
but!.!.
it's just alright!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
but!.!.
it's just alright!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com