FOR TEN POINTS, can you come up with the FUNNIEST FINISH to this scenario??!


Question: FOR TEN POINTS, can you come up with the FUNNIEST FINISH to this scenario!?!?
FUNNIEST FINISH GETS TEN POINTS!!

i was jogging through the park the other day and stopped for a rest when a little old lady walked up to me, she was wearing a thong and Marilyn Manson T-shirt!.
she had a wrench in one hand and a cigar in the other, she looked at me and said!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Better drop those pants, son!. I need to tighten those nuts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well no ten pts for me I can't think of anything that's real funny!. The only thing I came up with was:

Here's looking at you kid!.!.!.!.!.Remember Humphrey Bogart's Favorite Line!. And then she beat the hell outta him with the wrench!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sorry, son, I had to raid your wardrobe!. I got grease on my housecoat!. Oh, and the bridge club stopped by, so your humidor's a little on the low side!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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she had a wrench in one hand and a cigar in the other, she looked at me and said!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.THE END 0_o




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She points at the Marilyn Manson tea shirt and says '' That was me 50 years ago''Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hi guy, what are you seeing,do you want cigar,carry on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Turn around let me show you how is done, I will give you the best work out you have ever had!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hey boy!.!.!.!.!.your zipper is open!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

''so you thought you could just have sex with me and run away eh!?''Www@Enter-QA@Com

MARILYN!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.is that you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

could you please hold the cigar !?
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"Mornin' hotstuff, I'll give you this wrench if you point me in the direction of the White House!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

dad!?
is that you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

My thong is caught up me bum could you do the honours, xxWww@Enter-QA@Com

oh there you are alfred!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hi sonWww@Enter-QA@Com

got any blow!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

excuse me do u have any nuts!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

I LOVE U SON,COULD U HAVE SEX WITH ME FOR $1000Www@Enter-QA@Com

!.!.puff or i'll hit yoU!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hi!.!.what yah think with this wardrobe!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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