A homeless man knocks on a door...?!
Question: A homeless man knocks on a door!.!.!.!?
of a young a beautiful woman's house and asks her if she can put him up for the night!. She took pity on him and said that he could sleep the night but he would have to share a bed with her!. The Homeless man agreed and entered the house!.
As he entered the house the young woman asked him if he would like a ham sandwich before he went to bed, but the homeless man refused!.
So off to be they went!.
The woman slipped into bed wearing a thin nightie!.
The homeless man looked at her and licked his lips and said "Shall I or not!?!.!.!.!.No I won't bother!." Then he fell asleep!.
An hour later later her woke up again to see that the woman's nightie had slipped down past her beautiful and perk breasts, The homeless man looked at her and licked his lips and said "Shall I or not!?!.!.!.!.No I won't bother!." Then he fell asleep again!.
He woke up a few hours later and the woman's nightie had slipped down to her waist, The homeless man looked at her and licked his lips and said "Shall I or not!?!.!.!.!.No I won't bother!." Then he fell asleep again!.
A few hours later and he woke again, and this time the woman was completely naked, The homeless man looked at her and licked his lips and said "Shall I or not!? Yes I think I will have that ham sandwich!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
As he entered the house the young woman asked him if he would like a ham sandwich before he went to bed, but the homeless man refused!.
So off to be they went!.
The woman slipped into bed wearing a thin nightie!.
The homeless man looked at her and licked his lips and said "Shall I or not!?!.!.!.!.No I won't bother!." Then he fell asleep!.
An hour later later her woke up again to see that the woman's nightie had slipped down past her beautiful and perk breasts, The homeless man looked at her and licked his lips and said "Shall I or not!?!.!.!.!.No I won't bother!." Then he fell asleep again!.
He woke up a few hours later and the woman's nightie had slipped down to her waist, The homeless man looked at her and licked his lips and said "Shall I or not!?!.!.!.!.No I won't bother!." Then he fell asleep again!.
A few hours later and he woke again, and this time the woman was completely naked, The homeless man looked at her and licked his lips and said "Shall I or not!? Yes I think I will have that ham sandwich!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hahahahaha!! Didn't see the end!.!.!.nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh my gosh!
That was hilarious!.
Nice one!
Keep them coming!.!.!.
I'm still laughing! :):)Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was hilarious!.
Nice one!
Keep them coming!.!.!.
I'm still laughing! :):)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahhaha!.!.!.!.!.
that was hilarious!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was hilarious!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
phwahahaha!!! unexpected!! nice one but old!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here′s me thinking he was a Gay and Jewish when all the time he was just a stupid homeless man!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao! love the twist!! ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahah good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice one :)
didn't see it coming Www@Enter-QA@Com
didn't see it coming Www@Enter-QA@Com
saw it coming a mile off but till laughed!.nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Keeping us in suspense, great stuff!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!!! nice one tht was a very gd joke !! where did u get it from i ***** help laffin!
lol :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol :DWww@Enter-QA@Com