What do you think of this sexy Joke?!
Question: What do you think of this sexy Joke!?
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn't in quite some time!.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back!.
He then slid his hand across her shoulders and neck, slowly worked it down over one breast, then the other, stopping just over her lower stomach!.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over and then in between her buttock and down her leg to her calf!.
Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg!. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent!.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'That was wonderful!. Why did you stop!?'
'I found the remote!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back!.
He then slid his hand across her shoulders and neck, slowly worked it down over one breast, then the other, stopping just over her lower stomach!.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over and then in between her buttock and down her leg to her calf!.
Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg!. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent!.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'That was wonderful!. Why did you stop!?'
'I found the remote!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Very funny Michael!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmaoooooo that made me laugh so hard, thanks for sharing!
Answer mine please :)
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Answer mine please :)
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Typical!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lolz omg i almost died laughing!!! Never expected that!.!.!. In the beginning i was like i wonder where this is going but at the end it hit me like BAM!!! That was awesome, thx 4 sharing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pretty funny lol
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typical guyWww@Enter-QA@Com
heard it yesterdayWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!. i found the remote!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
*sigh* every man's dream!. To find the remote, AND not have his wife yell at him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was soooo Funny!. Have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
I didn't think that was quite funny sorry
keep on tryingWww@Enter-QA@Com
keep on tryingWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
awwww thats efed up and sad Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok!.it was kind of boringWww@Enter-QA@Com