Did she take the wrong lessons?!
Question: Did she take the wrong lessons!?
A foursome was waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of ladies were hitting from the ladies tee!.
The ladies were taking their time and when finally the last one was ready to hit the ball she hacked it about 10 feet, went over to it, hacked it another ten feet!.
She looked up at the men waiting and said apologetically, "I guess all those f*cking lessons I took this winter didn't help"
One of the men immediately replied, "Ah, you see there's your problem!. You should have been taking golf lessons instead!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The ladies were taking their time and when finally the last one was ready to hit the ball she hacked it about 10 feet, went over to it, hacked it another ten feet!.
She looked up at the men waiting and said apologetically, "I guess all those f*cking lessons I took this winter didn't help"
One of the men immediately replied, "Ah, you see there's your problem!. You should have been taking golf lessons instead!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Love golf jokes and that′s in the top ten!. Was she in the following story!?
A golfer stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity to his partner!. He looks up, looks down, measures the distance and figures the wind direction and speed!. The longer he takes, the more his partner fidgets!.
Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long!? Hit the blasted ball!."
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse!. I want to make this a perfect shot!."
"Forget it, man," the partner says!. "You'll never hit her from here!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A golfer stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity to his partner!. He looks up, looks down, measures the distance and figures the wind direction and speed!. The longer he takes, the more his partner fidgets!.
Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long!? Hit the blasted ball!."
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse!. I want to make this a perfect shot!."
"Forget it, man," the partner says!. "You'll never hit her from here!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh! no! !.!.!. she was right!.!.!. she meant what she said!.!.!. she took up f*cking lessons this winter!.!.!. i was the instructor!.!.!. she meant spending her time taking f*cking lessons this winter didn't help her perform better in golfing :) seems everybody here mistook her true statement :))Www@Enter-QA@Com
ummmmm!.
explain please!?
"Bapesta" Its supposed to be a joke not a riddle , just becuase i don't understand the joke don't call me an idiot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
explain please!?
"Bapesta" Its supposed to be a joke not a riddle , just becuase i don't understand the joke don't call me an idiot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Anger management much!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
How can anyone not understand!? He is implying she took "sex" lessons and not golf lessons!. You get a star!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
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