Bush got caught by terrorists.?!

bush, obama and clinton to caught by terrorist somewhere in iraq when they visit!. The terrorists told them that they will be executing them soon, and gave them to choices!. first choice, is firing squad, and second they inject you with blood infected of HIV!. So the terrorist came next morning and was ready to execute them, obama was the 1st one to go, and said, ill would like to be shot instead than to live with an HIV!. So!.!. the terrorist then took obama then shot him cold!. clinton was next!. like obama, clinton said!. i rather get shot as well!. so thats what the terrorists did!. Bush on the otherhand has been thinking a lot during those times while his friends was getting shot and instead of chosing firing squad he said, "Ok ill take the second choice, poke me with the needle instead but before that can i have one last request!? i would like to go to the bathroom!." the terorrists knowing bush wouldnt be able to escape anyway granted the request!. after bush got out of the bathroom, the terrorists injected bush with a blood infected with HIV, to their surprise bush was laughing,!. they got curious and asked him, why are you laughing!? arent you suppose to be sad coz your now infected with aids!? Bush said "hahahaha morons, before you were able to inject me with HIV i already have prepared myself for it, The time that i was in the bathroom!? I had wear a condom, and therefore i wont get infected by HIV!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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