Can anyone finish this joke...?!
Question: Can anyone finish this joke!.!.!.!?
In the movie "The Breakfast Club", John Bender tells this joke, but doesn't get to finish it:
"A naked lady walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 2-ft!. salami under the other arm!. She sets the poodle down on the bar!. The bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink!." The woman says!.!.!.!.!."
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"A naked lady walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 2-ft!. salami under the other arm!. She sets the poodle down on the bar!. The bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink!." The woman says!.!.!.!.!."
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Answers:
According to one website, there is no punchline:
"What IS the punchline to the joke!?
It was recently revealed in Premiere Magazine that there was no punchline!. According to Judd Nelson, 'I made the joke up!. My line when I fall into the room is, 'I forgot my pencil,' so we were trying to work backward from that, but what joke would have that punchline!?' "Www@Enter-QA@Com
"What IS the punchline to the joke!?
It was recently revealed in Premiere Magazine that there was no punchline!. According to Judd Nelson, 'I made the joke up!. My line when I fall into the room is, 'I forgot my pencil,' so we were trying to work backward from that, but what joke would have that punchline!?' "Www@Enter-QA@Com
There is no punch line, it was improv!.
John Hughes: There isn't one!. That was the point!.
Judd Nelson: I made the joke up!. My line when I fall into the room is, "I forgot my pencil," so we were trying to work backward from that, but what joke would have that punchline!?
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John Hughes: There isn't one!. That was the point!.
Judd Nelson: I made the joke up!. My line when I fall into the room is, "I forgot my pencil," so we were trying to work backward from that, but what joke would have that punchline!?
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He doesn't finish the joke in the movie, but some fans have submitted their answers here:
http://www!.fortunecity!.com/meltingpot/re!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.fortunecity!.com/meltingpot/re!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ad libbed, not a real joke, sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
"I'll have a drink for the poodle, and a loaf of bread for me please!.!.!.!
Oh, and a little sausage for afters!.!.!.!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh, and a little sausage for afters!.!.!.!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"the woman says of course i want a drink,i've been carrying this sausage dog all day"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the woman says:
"yes i will be needing a drink, please ejaculate in my mouth before i ram this salami up my box!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"yes i will be needing a drink, please ejaculate in my mouth before i ram this salami up my box!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Ha ha ha"Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha!.!.!.!.
i cant!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
its ridiculous!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i cant!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
its ridiculous!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There isn't an ending!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There ain't none, it's just a stupid joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not meWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha I wish I knew it sounds funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com