Joke : pay me a compliment ..can I have some stars please ?!
Question: Joke : pay me a compliment !.!.can I have some stars please !?
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly!. Pay me a compliment!."
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect!."
He never heard the shot!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect!."
He never heard the shot!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Good one, star for you!. I bet you'll like this one too!.
Bob was in trouble!. He forgot his wedding anniversary!. His wife was really pissed!.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work!. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway!.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house!.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale!.
Bob has been missing since Friday!.
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Bob was in trouble!. He forgot his wedding anniversary!. His wife was really pissed!.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work!. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway!.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house!.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale!.
Bob has been missing since Friday!.
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haha funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha!. Okay, you got your star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
pretty funny, heard it before!.but still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
heard it a long time ago, but is fuuny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
dude ya should come visit me and tell me jokes all day!.!.!.rad Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was funny:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats funny ill give u 4 out 9Www@Enter-QA@Com
and I thought my jokes where bad!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com