What are the best ways to annoy your doctor?!
Question: What are the best ways to annoy your doctor!?
When you go to the doctor for your annual check up and stuff like that well duh everyone hates it!. So I need some ideas on how to annoy my Doctor!. YAY pleaes help me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
In the middle of your check-up ask him if you can go outside for a smoke!.
When he asks you if you're taking any medications, ask him if that includes Coke and Pot!.
When he taps your knee to check your reflexes, kick him in the face!.
When he puts that stick down your throat, instead of saying ah, puke on him!.
When he checks the "rear end"!.!.!.!.fart on him!.
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When he asks you if you're taking any medications, ask him if that includes Coke and Pot!.
When he taps your knee to check your reflexes, kick him in the face!.
When he puts that stick down your throat, instead of saying ah, puke on him!.
When he checks the "rear end"!.!.!.!.fart on him!.
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Tell him/her all the Doctor, Doctor jokes you know and wait until they give the correct responses!.
E!.g:
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
(don't respond to anything apart from "Then pull yourself together man!"!.!.!.!. then ask another)Www@Enter-QA@Com
E!.g:
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
(don't respond to anything apart from "Then pull yourself together man!"!.!.!.!. then ask another)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Say "how do you know!?" in an obnoxious voice after everything he says, and insist that he's doing it all wrong!. Act like you know better than he does, and constantly interrupt him while he's trying to concentrate!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Disagree with everything he/she says, especially the advice they give you!.
Doctors HATE that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Doctors HATE that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes, annoy the person who has a lot of shots and the power to put you on heavy meds :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
When they ask how you're feeling or something similar to that say in an annoying voice, "Whatsit to yeh!?!"
That drives them crazy! BAHAHA!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That drives them crazy! BAHAHA!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ask him if he knows what hes doing constantly
and tell him hes doing the blood test wrong when hes about to stick the needle in your vainWww@Enter-QA@Com
and tell him hes doing the blood test wrong when hes about to stick the needle in your vainWww@Enter-QA@Com
Say there is something wrong with your arm and when they touch it to feel it say you have a skin eating dieseseWww@Enter-QA@Com
ask WHY!? after everything he asked you!.!.!. he should get truly annoyed!.!.!. i know i would!.!.!. HAVE FUNWww@Enter-QA@Com
Tell him your toe nail hurts! Www@Enter-QA@Com
smoke weed a few days before your appointment (if you are getting a blood test)
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Keep asking the same questions, OVER AND OVER!. make them be such dumb questions that he wants 2 trow u outWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.this is a greatest question!.!.!. hmm poop you pants!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ask him how many free dinners he got from the drug reps this monthWww@Enter-QA@Com