I need a birthday joke!


Question: I need a birthday joke
i need a joke for my dads birthday hes 48 or 49!?!?
it is on the 27th of august
not a long one just to go on the inside and outside of the card
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a little bird told me you were another year older(put this on the front)
so i shot the little bugger to stop the rummor spreading (put this inside the card)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Call to adopt UK Bill of Rights: Labour & Tories agree on the need, cross-party c'ttee of MPs and peers WHAT!?!?
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Call to adopt UK Bill of Rights

Labour and the Conservatives agree on the need for a UK Bill of Rights

The government should adopt a Bill of Rights for the UK, a cross-party committee of MPs and peers has urged!.

The Joint Committee on Human Rights said the bill should go further than current human rights legislation!.

The bill should give greater protection to groups such as children, the elderly and those with learning difficulties, it said in a report!.

Labour and the Conservatives agree on the need for a new Bill of Rights, but differ on what areas it should cover!.

The committee said the bill should include rights to housing, education and a healthy environment!.

Its report referred to a survey conducted in 2006 when more than three-quarters of the people polled agreed that "Britain needs a Bill of Rights to protect the liberty of the individual"!.

'Vulnerable people'

The report said the new Bill should include all the rights spelt out in the Human Rights Act and then enshrine others in law!.

The report said: "We recommend for inclusion, amongst others, the right to trial by jury, the right to administrative justice and international human rights as yet not incorporated into UK law!.

"We believe that there is a strong case for!.!.!. detailed rights for children, and we recommend that the public should be consulted about including specific rights for other vulnerable groups!."

The Bill would also encompass Britons' social and economic rights, including the right to health, housing, education and an adequate standard of living, the report said!.

OK !.!. HOW does this mask politicos jostling for position in New World Order One World Govt secret talks @ Beijing!?
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A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means!?"

With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight!."

That evening the man came home with a small package and handed it to his wife!. With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the package to find a book entitled - " The meaning of Dreams"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Inside!.!.!.!.

"OLD" IS WHEN!.!.!. Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN!.!. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot!.

"OLD" IS WHEN!.!.!.!.!. A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door!.

"OLD" IS WHEN!.!.!.!.!. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along!.

"OLD" IS WHEN!.!. You are cautioned to slow down by!.!.!. the doctor instead of by the police!.

"OLD" IS WHEN!.!.!. "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fibre today!.

"OLD" IS WHEN!.!.!.!.!. "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot!.

"OLD" IS WHEN!.!.!.!.!. An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee!.

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dad, remember, death will come!.

birthday mean you lost 1 year of your lifespan!.

prepare for your after life!.

be a good father, make your family happy!.

you can start by give me a new ferrari car!


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"I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you!."
"A 'surprised'!. birthday party!? What's that!?"
"That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I'll be surprisedWww@Enter-QA@Com

He'll love da jokes in here:-

http://uk!.answers!.yahoo!.com/question/ind!.!.!.

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goto gophercentral!.com(forgot the actual id)!. Lots of jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com

google "the man who ate too many beans"Www@Enter-QA@Com

you just posted this a while ago and you got tons of jokes!.!.!.greedy are we!?

and you don't know your dad is 48 or 49!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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