Girl"s and boy"s! a fish and a cat story?!
Question: Girl"s and boy"s! a fish and a cat story!?
One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance!.
The fish said to itself, "If that fly comes six inches closer, I'll jump up and have myself a meal!." Just then, a bear on the shore of the lake looked up and said to itself, “If that fly gets any closer to that fish, the fish will jump up, and I'll catch the fish and have myself a meal!."
As luck would have it, a hunter saw what was happening!. He thought to himself, "If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, and I'll shoot the bear!."
Just then, a rat was standing behind the hunter saying to itself," If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, the hunter will lean over to shoot the bear, and I'll grab the sandwich from the back pocket of the hunter!.
However, unbeknownst to the rat, a cat was observing everything and thinking, "If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will grab the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the rat will grab the sandwich, and I'll snatch the rat!."
At that very moment, the fly dropped a few inches, the fish grabbed the fly, the bear grabbed the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the rat grabbed the sandwich, the cat jumped, missed the rat and landed in the lake!.
The moral of this story is:
If the fly drops six inches the P*SSY will get wet!
please dont ask me to explain!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The fish said to itself, "If that fly comes six inches closer, I'll jump up and have myself a meal!." Just then, a bear on the shore of the lake looked up and said to itself, “If that fly gets any closer to that fish, the fish will jump up, and I'll catch the fish and have myself a meal!."
As luck would have it, a hunter saw what was happening!. He thought to himself, "If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, and I'll shoot the bear!."
Just then, a rat was standing behind the hunter saying to itself," If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, the hunter will lean over to shoot the bear, and I'll grab the sandwich from the back pocket of the hunter!.
However, unbeknownst to the rat, a cat was observing everything and thinking, "If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will grab the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the rat will grab the sandwich, and I'll snatch the rat!."
At that very moment, the fly dropped a few inches, the fish grabbed the fly, the bear grabbed the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the rat grabbed the sandwich, the cat jumped, missed the rat and landed in the lake!.
The moral of this story is:
If the fly drops six inches the P*SSY will get wet!
please dont ask me to explain!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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If someones zipper drops six inches!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The moral of this story is:
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it"s ruddy funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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wicked!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Ha ha ha!.!!!
Very good so 10/10!.!!!
Got me smiling!.!!!
Cheers No8!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good so 10/10!.!!!
Got me smiling!.!!!
Cheers No8!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha nice one!.I wish a fly would drop 6 inches!.I need that p*ssy wet!.hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
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I really like this one!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Lol that's a great joke!.
Well done!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well done!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you are at it again no8! that"s got me smiling "!.!.ta very much for BA!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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cute, have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it"s got to be the way you tell them!! very good!*Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship!.
The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier!.
He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink!."
They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank!.
Soon however, the whale realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of the shore!.
The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore!."
At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him!.
"Look," she said, "I went along with the ********, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship!.
The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier!.
He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink!."
They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank!.
Soon however, the whale realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of the shore!.
The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore!."
At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him!.
"Look," she said, "I went along with the ********, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen"Www@Enter-QA@Com