Will this happen to us all at some time in our life??!

Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions!.

One seventy year old man says, "I have this problem!. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee!."

An eighty year old man says, "My case is worse!. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement!."

The ninety year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow!." "So what's your problem!?" asked the others!.

"I don't wake up until nine!."



When You're Over 50!.!.!.
Kidnappers are not very interested in you!.

In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first!.

No one expects you to run into a burning building!.

People call at 9 p!.m!. and ask, "Did I wake you!?"

People no longer view you as a hypochondriac!.

There's nothing left to learn the hard way!.

Things you buy now won't wear out!.

You can eat dinner at 4 p!.m!.

You can live without sex (but not without glasses)!.

You enjoy hearing about other people's operations!.

You get into a heated argument about pension plans!.

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it!.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge!.

You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room!.

You sing along with the elevator music!.

Your eyes won't get much worse!.

Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off!.

Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service!.

Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either!.

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size!.
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