Was he right to think they would be friends now???!
Question: Was he right to think they would be friends now!?!?!?
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt!.
When the bus arrived, and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight that she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach the step!.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reaches back and unzipps her skirt a little!.
She still could not reach the step!. Embarrassed, she reaches back once again to unzip it a little more!. Still, she couldn't reach the step!.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reaches back and unzips her skirt all the way!.
Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifts up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step!.
So, seeing how embarrased the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus!.
The girl turns around furiously and says, “How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!”
Shocked, the man says, “Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends!.”
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When the bus arrived, and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight that she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach the step!.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reaches back and unzipps her skirt a little!.
She still could not reach the step!. Embarrassed, she reaches back once again to unzip it a little more!. Still, she couldn't reach the step!.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reaches back and unzips her skirt all the way!.
Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifts up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step!.
So, seeing how embarrased the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus!.
The girl turns around furiously and says, “How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!”
Shocked, the man says, “Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends!.”
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Answers:
ahhhhh =))
stupid girl
:D
it was funny!!!.!.!.yeah!.!.!.you deserve a big thank you
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stupid girl
:D
it was funny!!!.!.!.yeah!.!.!.you deserve a big thank you
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Sorry, I didn't smile, I really laughed out loud though, marvellous humour!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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That happened to me !. !. !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I heard it before, but it still makes me laugh, have a star!.*Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha !
i chuckled =D Www@Enter-QA@Com
i chuckled =D Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol nice one it made me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
good on have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
it's funny and weird!.!.!.!.!.XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
already heard that one but still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
never heard it!.!.!.way to funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha Ha HaWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha! thats funny!. sure ill give you a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com