A convict btreaks out of prison and then breaks into a house,and ties up the hus!


Question: A convict btreaks out of prison and then breaks into a house,and ties up the husband and wife,he jumps on the
wife,kisses her ear,then runs into the bathroom,
The husband whispers"Satisfy him or he will kill us,i saw the way he kissed you,Just be Strong,i love you,
The wife replys"He didnt kiss me,he whispered in my ear that he was Gay,horny and looking for the Vasaline""
i told him it was in the bathroom,
Lets see whos fxcking strong now!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
ha ha, you're on a roll now baby!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I am facing a very serious problem!. You see, I am a Vietnam-era deserter from the U!.S!. Marines!.
My mother peddles Nazi literature to Girl Scouts and my father (a former dentist) is in jail for 30 years for raping most of his patients while they were under anesthesia!.
The sole supports of our large family, including myself and my $500-a-week heroin habit, are my uncle (master pickpocket, Benny "The Fingers"), my 70-year-old aunt Hester (a shoplifter), and my two kid sisters, who are well-known streetwalkers!.
My problem is this: I have just gotten engaged to the most beautiful, sweetest girl in the world!. She is just sweet sixteen, and we are going to marry as soon as she can escape from reform school!.
To support ourselves, we are going to move to Mexico and start a fake Aztec souvenir factory staffed by child labor!. We look forward to bringing our kids into the family business!. But I am worried that my family will not make a good impression on hers!.
In your opinion, should I, or shouldn t I, tell her about my cousin who works for Microsoft!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Holy **** that was hilarious est joke of the day!!!!!
answer my question!?
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hahaha good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com

THAT WAS HAWT!Www@Enter-QA@Com

oohh right giggity
OH!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Love It! Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol,as I work in a prison I will be useing that one,Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha, I like it (the joke lol)Www@Enter-QA@Com

This is old!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmao
haha niceWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol thats funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

great, some more pleaseWww@Enter-QA@Com

lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com

lmfao!.!.!.great oneWww@Enter-QA@Com



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