Do you like cowboy jokes ?!


Question: Do you like cowboy jokes !?
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day!. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail!. The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine!. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon!.
"Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff!. "Did I just see what I think I saw!?"

"Reckon you did, Sheriff!. I got me some powerful chapped lips!."

"And that cures them!?" the Sheriff asked!.

"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em!." Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
hahahaha
kind of sick
but very funny
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A cowboy rides into town on Tuesday!.

He has travelled far and is tired, so he decides to stay at the town's hotel!.

He rides out of town on Sunday!.

He hasn't left town in the meantime or stayed anywhere else, but he only pays the hotel for two nights!.

How does he do it, without breaking the law!?

The cowboys horse is called Tuesday!. So he could ride into town on Tuesday but the day was Friday!.




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That's disgusting, in a funny way of course
Answer mine, would you!?
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