Quick before it start"s? it"s for girls and boys.!
Question: Quick before it start"s!? it"s for girls and boys!.
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair,
turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a
beer before it starts!."
His wife looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer!.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer!.
It's gonna start!."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer!.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it
starts!."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You b
*stard! You waltz in
here, flop your fat *ss down, don't even say hello to me
and then expect me to run around like your slave!. Don't you
realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day
long!?"
The husband sighed!. "Oh sh*t, it's started!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a
beer before it starts!."
His wife looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer!.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer!.
It's gonna start!."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer!.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it
starts!."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You b
*stard! You waltz in
here, flop your fat *ss down, don't even say hello to me
and then expect me to run around like your slave!. Don't you
realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day
long!?"
The husband sighed!. "Oh sh*t, it's started!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
at it again no8 causing trouble= lol!.*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Similar to the one when a man rushes into a bar and asks for a double whiskey "before it starts"!. The barman gives it to him and the man knocks it back!. The barman asks when is it going to start!. The man answers, "now, I haven't got the money to pay for the drink!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LoL! My friend told me that one! On a scale from 1-10 I give it an 8!.5
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HAHAHA!
sounds like me & my boyfriend!.
LOLOLOL good 1 xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
sounds like me & my boyfriend!.
LOLOLOL good 1 xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
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haha, ha!.
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yep its started alright!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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where do i begin,as it started yet!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I guess thats funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Old one but good one !(*)Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFLMAO! That's good! *star for you*Www@Enter-QA@Com
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im a femmie but even i found that funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
he he he lol, i'm a female and i thought thought that was brilliant
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that was a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com