Girls, I got this in an email, is it true?!
Question: Girls, I got this in an email, is it true!?
In this life I'm a woman!. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear!.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate!. You do nothing but sleep for six months!. I could deal with that!.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid!. I could deal with that, too!.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs!. I could definitely deal with that!.
If you're a mama bear,everyone knows you mean business!. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs!. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too!. I could deal with that!.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling!. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat!. Yup!.!.!.gonna be a bear!.
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When you're a bear, you get to hibernate!. You do nothing but sleep for six months!. I could deal with that!.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid!. I could deal with that, too!.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs!. I could definitely deal with that!.
If you're a mama bear,everyone knows you mean business!. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs!. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too!. I could deal with that!.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling!. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat!. Yup!.!.!.gonna be a bear!.
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lol ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
sounds bearable to me ss
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sounds bearable to me ss
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ummmm !?
i dont sleep for 6 months!.!.!.more so 6 hours each night
hell no i wouldnt give birth to my child to be !.!.!. and just leave him/her while i sleep !.!.!. wtf !? we dont give birth in our sleep !? wth !?
yes i will defend my children !.!.!. nobody should EVER underestimate a mother protecting her children !.!.!.
lmao @ the expectation part !.!.!. ummmm im not going to let myself go when/if i have kids !.!.!.
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i dont sleep for 6 months!.!.!.more so 6 hours each night
hell no i wouldnt give birth to my child to be !.!.!. and just leave him/her while i sleep !.!.!. wtf !? we dont give birth in our sleep !? wth !?
yes i will defend my children !.!.!. nobody should EVER underestimate a mother protecting her children !.!.!.
lmao @ the expectation part !.!.!. ummmm im not going to let myself go when/if i have kids !.!.!.
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That's every womans dream buddy, don't know about girls, but women would die for thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
is wat true that women wanna come back as beans mot most of them!.!. but if ur talking about the facts about bears then yesWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like that! haha, someone said women wants to come back as "beans"!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
No!. Not true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i think i would love to come back as a bear too :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you can't make it to bear status, stay a pig!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL very good and true!
Gggrrrrrrr ; )Www@Enter-QA@Com
Gggrrrrrrr ; )Www@Enter-QA@Com
I had that in mind too Www@Enter-QA@Com
yep! i would love to do that! Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice one mate Www@Enter-QA@Com
like that one
a star for you mateWww@Enter-QA@Com
a star for you mateWww@Enter-QA@Com
just grin and bear itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yep! Sounds gr8 2 me!!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sounds like a couple of women I've known!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dunno cos im not a bearWww@Enter-QA@Com