Joke> Have heard about the frozen skunk?!
Question: Joke> Have heard about the frozen skunk!?
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when
the wife asks her husband to stop the car!.!.
There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she
got out to see if it was still alive!.
It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to
death!. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning!?'
He says, 'OK, Get in the car with it!.'
The wife says, 'Where shall I put it to get it warm!?'
He says, 'Put it between your legs!. It's nice and warm there!.'
'But what about the smell!?' said the wife!.
'Just hold its little nose!.'
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat
him with died at the scene !.!.
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the wife asks her husband to stop the car!.!.
There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she
got out to see if it was still alive!.
It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to
death!. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning!?'
He says, 'OK, Get in the car with it!.'
The wife says, 'Where shall I put it to get it warm!?'
He says, 'Put it between your legs!. It's nice and warm there!.'
'But what about the smell!?' said the wife!.
'Just hold its little nose!.'
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat
him with died at the scene !.!.
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Answers:
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Hats off to you, kitty for this Practical Sexy joke of yours with a pun on the term, 'skunk' !!.
I enjoyed the double-entendre!
Keep such jokes coming , will you!?
Wondering where you get these jokes from!?
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Hats off to you, kitty for this Practical Sexy joke of yours with a pun on the term, 'skunk' !!.
I enjoyed the double-entendre!
Keep such jokes coming , will you!?
Wondering where you get these jokes from!?
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POLL: Do you like avocados!?
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.
Yeah, I know the question isn't for that, but I got no answers, so just answer and you might get 10 pts and I'll get 3 of my 5 points back:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
POLL: Do you like avocados!?
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.
Yeah, I know the question isn't for that, but I got no answers, so just answer and you might get 10 pts and I'll get 3 of my 5 points back:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Kitty , where do you come up with this very funny jokes!? LOL!.LOL!.!.LOL I do feel sorry for the poor little skunk though! Good one as usual!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL! Good on3!Www@Enter-QA@Com
you are the best with the jokes that you tell!. poor little skunk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it might have smelled worse than the skunk,, lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good one, Rissa!. Star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
That is so funny! Good laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
did she get charged with assault with a smelly weapon !?!.!.!.!.!.who loves ya!.!.!.!.!.seamanab xWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny great joke kittyWww@Enter-QA@Com